Paul Stamets dose

When you eat 20 dried grams of psilocybin mushrooms

Chase: what are your plans for the weekend?

Zach: just got a new batch of shrooms. Might take a Paul Stamets dose and get real weird.

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 30, 2023

Niggersons disease

The uncontrollable urge to commit crime, only common in the black community. Survival rate is 30%, with most patients dying from rival gang shoot outs, shot by police, overdose and death by drive by.

Dame cuh haven’t seen my nigga in a while, last time I saw his ahh was when he was diagnosed with niggersons disease. Hope he Ight doe.

by Niggerphobic December 13, 2022

doseface

Irish slang for someone who looks like they are, or will likely be a 'dose', i.e. a pain in the hole; shite craic; obnoxious.

Your wan with the selfiestick had a right doseface on her.

by doseface February 1, 2019

Larskinsons Disease

A disease that causes people to lose their ability to clap normally

Brendan Fraiser is the perfect example of someone who has Larskinsons Disease.

by Kif23 February 14, 2012

hanahaki disease

a fictional (emphasis on fictional) disease, often used in fanfictions, where the victim regurgitates and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from unrequited love. The illness can only be cured through surgical removal, however any existing romantic feelings are also removed with the infection.

the "hanahaki disease" can't really be applied to real life because it's fictional, so no examples for it...sorry!

by user789456123 April 5, 2017

Edward Cullen Disease

When one (normally a Twitard or Twihard) becomes extremely obsessed with Edward Cullen from Twilight.

Twitard: OMG I LUV EDWARD!!!111 HES SO HAWT!!11111

Me: Another victim of Edward Cullen Disease passes by...

by I spend too much time here April 6, 2013

dospara

n. 1) The achievement of obtaining two things for the effort or price of one. 2) A grouping of two amazing things.

A more awesome way to say "twofer." It is often pronounced with a vaguely Spanish accent and extra long vowels (i.e. "dooooospaaara")

This definition has two examples. Dospara!!!

The Giants won AND the Cowboys lost? Man, that's a dospara!

by plaxico burress' sweatpants September 29, 2009