dospara 

n. 1) The achievement of obtaining two things for the effort or price of one. 2) A grouping of two amazing things.

A more awesome way to say "twofer." It is often pronounced with a vaguely Spanish accent and extra long vowels (i.e. "dooooospaaara")

This definition has two examples. Dospara!!!

The Giants won AND the Cowboys lost? Man, that's a dospara!

dospara by plaxico burress' sweatpants September 29, 2009

dispaRAT 

Describes a horrible or unfortunate circumstance that brings about feelings of embarrassment, misery, or shame.

Example 1
Tyler: "Jonathon just got killed 4 times in a row in CoD"
Ryan: "That's so dispaRAT it hurts"

Example 2
Kevin: "There was a hot girl at Urth today"
Jackson: "Did you talk to her?"
Kevin: "Yeah, but she wasn't that interested"
Jackson: "Damn dude, that's absolutely dispaRAT"

dispaRAT by BrysonStrong March 24, 2021

Disparaging 

/di-'sper-i-jing/
word of origin : Disparage (noun)

1 to lower in rank or reputation : DEGRADE
2 to depreciate by indirect means (as invidious comparison) speak slightingly about
adj : Disparaging

That party was NOT Faggotry, and i resent that Disparaging remark!

Disparaging by Vincent Vinyard December 7, 2006

estoy disparando mi lazer 

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER in spanish

Guy: george lopez u suck!
George Lopez: estoy disparando mi lazer *shoopeando el whoopeando*

estoy disparando mi lazer by sB129 October 22, 2008

Desparate Douchebag 

A guy who will say or do anything and everything to get a girlfriend, usually not caring who it is. Often categorized by talking to as many girls as possible and acting interested in all of them until one actually shows interest back, at which time, they will immediately blow off all the others and shift their attention to the one person (this is rare, because they usually fail majorly at flirting). If they do manage a relationship, it usually will turn into an obsessive one, with them most likely telling their significant other that they love them within the first few weeks.

Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.

Guy1:Did you hear that desparate douchebag Tim finally got a girl to like him?

Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?

Guy1: He told her that he loved her.

Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?

Desparate Douchebag by madskillz99 June 29, 2009

Disparage 

To reduce in esteem or rank.

Such as an demotion.

#2 Or, to speak of in a dis-respectful way.

Manager of Big Company: Jim, I'm sorry but I have no other choice to disparage you to Towel Duty.
Jim: SCREW U I QUIT!

Punk: YO PIGS

Disparage by JiGGa PWn September 14, 2006

disparatchio 

When you’re in a state of xotwod.

Yo leave me alone I’m in disparatchio.
I can’t stop listening to the weeknd, I think I have disparatchio.

disparatchio by Joemamaisobese April 11, 2022