Dorito Shotgun

While eating doritos (or any other chip) you sneeze spraying all in your vicinity with crunchy goodness in a shotgun type blast

Guy1: Why is everybody yelling?
Guy2: I just did a major dorito shotgun and it hit them.

by VinnehVee March 14, 2009

Dorito syndrome

The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.

After 3 hours of egosurfing I have a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome

by Mudit January 31, 2005

Dorito Spinner

Slang term for a Wankel Rotary engine, which is an internal combustion design originally used by NSU and later licensed to Mazda, who still uses it today in the RX-8. Dorito Spinner refers to the shape of the rotor being roughly Dorito-like.

"Sweet RX-7! How's the Dorito Spinner?"

"Dorito Spinners? Well, yeah, Communism worked in theory too."

"Oh yeah, Dorito Spinners! Boost goes in, apex seals come out."

by Nob00st May 7, 2010

dorito slap

An alternate version of the bitchslap or pimpslap in which an individual is slapped for inappropriately touching another individual's property and/or territory. Originates from the famous "Dorito Slap" commerical.

A: "Hey, check out Mark's new iPad!" *picks up iPad*
B: "You better put that down, you 'bout to get a dorito slap!"

by paperfairy17 February 7, 2010

dorito skank

a bitch who smashes your chips

rob is such a dorito skank

by Judgey Fudgey November 1, 2007

dorito slut

Someone who eats ALL the Doritos. They don't care which flavor, they'd eat it.

I am a Dorito slut.

He ate all the Doritos! Omg what a Dorito slut!!!

by Dorito slut October 25, 2015

Dorito Syndrome

The full yet unsatisfying feeling that you get after eating a family sized bag of Doritos (or your other favorite snack) as a result of extended periods of surfing the net. Sometimes this has an additional side effect of fatigue and being lethargic.

Guy #1: How's it going?

Guy #2: Oh, I don't feel so good. I can't believe I ate the WHOLE bag of chips and drank the entire 2-liter bottle of soda! Now I have the Dorito syndrome.

Guy #1: How did you let that happen?

Guy#2: Well you see, I got wrapped up in this heated chat room discussion and then an hour later the bag was empty!

by Jscotty November 2, 2007