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Glock Dookie 

The most obnoxious shit a nigga can use to rob a nigga or use in jail. It contains a bunch of weird ass shit in a bottle, cup, or mug. This also contains shit, cum, booty juice, and even more fucked up shit
Person 1: Yo I’m bout to make a glock dookie
Person 2: Your weird buddy
Glock Dookie by Saan! May 5, 2022

Dookie Nigga 

A person that smells similar to dookie (shit). Usually that nigga and the area around him smells like dookie and he can't help it.
Elliot: Yo Randy, what's good my nigga?
Randy: Chill, you smell like shit you dookie nigga.
Dookie Nigga by Swaggie Nigga May 26, 2013

dookie bomb 

A poop in a public restroom that smells really bad.
The 4th floor girls of Bryan Hall drop dookie bombs all the time.
dookie bomb by pine November 1, 2007

dookie cough 

1. The phrase you get when you switch the first letters of 'cookie dough.' Simple enough.

2. A sudden and often repetitively occurring defense reflex which helps to clear the large breathing passages containing the waste product from one's digestive tract expelled through the anus, conceivably following coprophagy.
1. (c(+ d)ookie - c) + (d(+ c)ough - d) = dookie cough.

2. He made me eat his shit so when I gave him head I dookie coughed all over his dick. Payback, bitch.
dookie cough by UnusedCliche January 2, 2010

Spooky Dookie 

The term you use when taking a shit in the dark
Damn man. The power went out and i took a spooky dookie
Spooky Dookie by Bushwacker9000 September 12, 2016

glock dookie 

Toothpaste tubes filled with nut, poop, piss, or a mix of all inside, used by gang bangers or those with no stick (gun)
Quandale: “Ay say this a robbery empty yo pockets”
Daquavious: “Watchu finna do with that toothpaste, wait is that a GLOCK DOOKIE!?!?”