don juan

Legend has it that he slep with over a thousand different women from eight different countries, but was eventually sent to Hell for refusing to give up his lustful ways.
The modern version of a Don Juan would be a pimp or a playa.
by kid August 26, 2003
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Don Juaned

1. One who makes promises but does not follow through.
2. Purchasing a product or service and not receiving what was promised.
I ordered the game 4 months ago and I got straight up Don Juaned.
by Daywalker September 7, 2003
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Don Juans

an imperial unit of macage named after the infamous don juan during the spanish colonization of mexico, or just the movie.

don juans are just based on a scale of 1 to don juan (being 100) on how much of an ego you had to put up to seem worthy of what ever girl or girls you are after.

the conversion rate for don juans to neils is about 69 to 13
" that girl made me get up at least 75 Don Juans before she gave me her number"
by godless15 December 8, 2009
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Wawa Don Juan

A minimum wage convenience store clerk who is always hitting on female customers. They’re constant flirting and lack of boundaries borders on harassment and stalking.
Some Wawa Don Juan took my wife she has a hot ass so now I’m gonna go buy a gallon of milk and bust his head open.
by boonviller October 11, 2022
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Don Juan-liner

A feeble and decrepit One Liner presented to a female by a wannabe Don Juan.
Did you see him get rejected by that cougar? Ha, he must've given her a Don Juan-liner.
by mavsfan January 29, 2008
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Don Juan Capristrano

The sexual act of licking your own anus while wearing a sombrero.
That was the best Don Juan Capristrano yet.
by Sean Ochoa August 21, 2008
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