Don Juan

Every Mexican family's machista tio, that reeks beer and tries to spit game at his own family members although he's married with kids. Disgusting old man

Wakala Don Juan is looking at us

by SweetSam June 5, 2017

Don Juan

A character from the play Don Juan Tenorio. A villain. A bastard. We hope he burns in hell. He made my eighth-to-freshman year hell with that stupid book, and then we spent TWO MONTHS learning about him. (He doesn't deserve Doña Inés.)

You know, I really would have enjoyed the book more if Don Juan was pulled down to hell at the end.

by Vivitur-Moritur November 28, 2023

Don Juan Dot Com

A guy who is socially retarded and has no game when it comes to chatting with and picking up girls in bars, clubs, etc. However, online he has some sick game when it comes to the ladies as he is picking up girls on facebook, myspace, aol chatrooms, etc. Online he turns into a predator.

Josh is a Don Juan Dot Com.

Greg: Dude, you meet or talk to any ladies when you went out last night?
Josh: Nah man, I just freeze up or get too shy....but I met another chick from myspace last night. She's hot and she's coming over tomorrow night.
Greg: Dude, you are a Don Juan Dot Com!

by Gregory J Williams January 4, 2009

don juan de la douche

A person, who in their own mind, beleives they are the center of attention. These people display one pathetic attempt after another to impress the opposite sex (In some cases, the same sex). In reality this person is a complete idiot, and are oblivious to the fact that they are displaying all qualities of a "DoucheBag". These people also have no age limitations when trying to hook up.

Haha, look at Brandon Willis over there trying to mack, a true Don Juan De La Douche!

by Tsumaranai January 6, 2008

Don Juan's Love Hole

The most pleasuring orifice on any human beieng's body in the entire world. Don Juan is a nickname often given to badass pimps or attractive men with 'mad game'. Also called by some, Don Juan Perignon.

I inserted my rock hard, chiseled, pulsing, throbbing, slobber stick into Don Juan's Love Hole. I then ejaculated immediately from the extreme pleasure sensation.

by Austen the Puerto Rican May 3, 2006

Don Juan-liner

A feeble and decrepit One Liner presented to a female by a wannabe Don Juan.

Did you see him get rejected by that cougar? Ha, he must've given her a Don Juan-liner.

by mavsfan January 29, 2008

Don Juan Capristrano

The sexual act of licking your own anus while wearing a sombrero.

That was the best Don Juan Capristrano yet.

by Sean Ochoa August 21, 2008