Domesticated Bliss

The joy of belonging to a family.

I was in domesticated bliss living with my mom. She showed me love.

by Universal thought April 4, 2018

domesticated

What happens when you get married. This can also happen while you have a girlfriend. For women with a boyfriend, she would be 'domesticating' the man.

"He's so domesticated now he vaccums the house!"

by Hyperian November 23, 2003

domesticated cunt

A sorry clown who gets married, promptly secures his balls in his wife's purse, gets QUIET and SHY, and whose idea of top- shelf highlights is antique shopping for new porcelain dogs for his collection.

Man, the scumbag list has been pretty tame recently. Is Junker out sick with the clap again?" "No, fool. He's a domesticated cunt now." "For realz?" "Recognize, son. He's like a Ken doll down there, no junk at all.

by el ultimo patron January 5, 2011

The Domesticated Cowboy

A sexual act where the female gets down on all fours. The male then proceeds to mount the female, tie a belt around her neck, and kick her in the sides whilst violently snapping the makeshift reins. The act ends when the man screams “You’re alright girl”,before aggressively ejaculating all over the back of the woman

Person one: hey wanna go get some Italian.
Person two: I can’t I’m still recovering from the Domesticated Cowboy

by Arthur Morgan 1889 March 2, 2020

domesticated

Gettin civilized. Stop sellin drugs, goin back to school, and gettin everything str8 wit yo BABY'S MOMMA!!!!!!!!!

"I'm domesticated now"

by I think I wrote bout halfa these definitions n I'm white! Shame on y'all January 3, 2003

Domesticated foreigner

Hunter Biden's term for women who are legal foreign residents of the United States.

Where does Hunter Biden come up with terms such as domesticated foreigner anyways?

by Uncle Dimma June 18, 2021

Cat-domesticated being

A phrase (compound adjective) to describe a cat fanatic who loves cats so blindly that they bond with their cats in a masochistic relationship as they love every treatment they get from their cats even the bad ones such as ignoring, scratching, grumbling, etc.

- What are these red marks on your arm?
- Aweee! these are cat scratches , my cat scratched me yesterday while I was having fun with her, isn’t she sooooo cute? I love these marks they show me how much she loves me :)
- You really are such a cat-domesticated being, ma friend!

by Hasan Iessa January 4, 2021