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Doke

When a girl is wearing short shorts and their bottom hangs out the back
"That girl has nasty doke"
by Dokelover May 17, 2012
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Doke

awesome, stellar, amazing, cool

typically used to described sexy blonde girls named meredith and sarah.
Suzie America: That was a great movie!
Joe Shmoe: Yes, it was quite DOKE.

or

Paris Hilton: thats doke

or

Homer Simpson: DOKE!

or

Casey I: Guys, guess what, Doke, blah blah blah DOKE
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Doke

Short for Diet Coke, which itself is traditionally short for Diet Coca-Cola.

Doke is known as Coca-Cola Light in many a European country.
Johnny Boi: Kenneth, ah pure heard that doke gets ya mare drunk fur less booze!

Kenneth: Aw is that so Johnny Boi? Michty me!

Kenneth: (To bar tender) awright pal, geeze a double vodka, a Glen's eh, and doke would ya? Cheers.

Maria (mainland European): Coca-Cola Light is not a mixer! You are a weak fool.

Johnny Boi: (To Maria) Oi shut it you! Aw but yer right!

Johnny Boi: (To Kenneth) Put the Doke down, we need tae get on the Irn-Bru choo-choo!

Kenneth: (To Johnny Boi) *spits oot beverage* Michty me! Probs just the cancer inducing artificial sweeteners that make the magic happen.

Kenneth: (To bar tender ) Mate, boss man, could a please have a triple Glen's and Irn-Bru Sugar Free? I'll be needing it tae get me through! Canny believe ah wis supporting the Coca-Cola Company. Irn-Bru for lyf.
by ChubbyTeletubby December 30, 2016
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Doke

A worn-out penis. A penis that somewhat resembles a cat scratching post.
"Check out that doke! That things got more wear and tear than your mother's easy jeans."
by PussySniper January 24, 2010
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Doke

Doke refers to the female version of Docking.

(Docking is the act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.)
Doke?

Yes, lets.
by TheRealDOKER June 28, 2010
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Doke

A direct forehead to opponent's skull headbutt, made while ungrappled, and frequently made on the downstroke after jumping to a higher position. Forehead to forward parietal plate contact is the preferred method of contact.

Can also describe the act of performing such a headbutt. Contact must be made skull-to-skull.

(Originated in late 80's, NorCal - from the Onomatopoeia for skulls clonking together)
If that little douche tries to steal our keg pump one more time, I will ask Dave to doke him into unconsciousness.
by Lt. Chocho Panocha July 19, 2010
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Doke

1. To kill an enemy in Call of Duty 4, or any other online multiplayer.
2. To simply play an online shooting game.
3. To have sex
4. A term for illegal substances
"You wanna doke tonight?"
"Dude I just doked that fool with the M16"
"Yo im trying to doke her"
"Smoke...the doke!"
by Weaktip McGavin March 5, 2009
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