doide

a dude who is not cool and yet has no clue of his actual social status.

(A guy walks in and takes a seat in an establishment that was classy before he arrived and immediately starts talking gaudily about how much money he makes as he updates his fb status to communicate the expensive restaurant he just dined.)
Pretty and intelligent lady: (tapping her really cool boyfriend): "Is this guy serious?"
Really cool dude (to a nearby, relatively cool dude): "Hey! Look at that doide!"

by tfflcommish January 4, 2010

DOID

Used in MMORPGs such as There. Stands For Distributed Object IDentifier, numbers identifing many objects in games.

Can you double check that doid number for me?

by Gantunie May 22, 2006

Doid

The most legendary human beings on Earth who have devoted their souls to the lord and savior, Uber Nick.

Yo, Doid thanks for the 9 month resub.

Doid, you're cracked!

by TheAnoitedOne October 19, 2020

DOID

Donuts On Idiots Dancing;
a face where you stick your tongue in and out of you mouth while squinting your eyes;
also you must have white donut powder around your mouth and lips

Hey make that doid face!!!
this is doid!!

by doidle monster March 28, 2009

doid

Derived from combining Dad and dude together.

Hey Doid, how's it going?

by bustacap February 14, 2005

doid

A turd, or crap that has been left in the open. A cross between dookie and void.

"Walking down the street one day. I had to move suddenly because of the doid in the middle of my path.

or.." My stomach is starting to hurt, I think that I've got to go and drop a doid!"

by Jeremy Weber December 18, 2005

Doid

Shorthand or slang for parasitoid (a special kind of parasite that kills its host as part of its life cycle: generally an insect killing another insect).

Three types of doids were reared from this species of moth.

by HymLove September 25, 2015