The act of intentionally unleashing (although feigning it occurred by accidentally) an adorable dog upon a group of unsuspecting, attractive, and easily susceptible single males or females to lure in (hook) an attractive guy or girl to attempt to catch the loose dog thereby creating a seemingly impromptu introduction that will hopefully lead to a first date with the unsuspecting party.
Joe: Hey, where's Mark at?!? I thought he was coming to watch the game?
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.
by Sister Wives January 17, 2013
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by RHold January 21, 2010
Get the Doggshit mug.a term that doggis (aka diogo) gets pissed if you say this term at him. doggis is a spanish restaurant which has the name doggis on it. the term doggis is used to make diogo mad. if you see diogo on youtube. or on bonziworld or some shit. you can say this term at him to see his reaction. (although on bonziworld he rarely reacts)
by caughtin8k December 11, 2022
Get the doggis mug.The opposite of a catfish. When you go out with a person you met online and they turn out to be much more attractive than thought previously.
I met this mediocre looking girl on tinder for a quick hit and she turned out to be a TOTAL dogfish. 10/10 would bang bro.
by C—sleazy May 1, 2018
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"Hey bro, how did the date go?"
"ahhh man, it sucked. I met her at Taco Bell and she wasn't even a dog. On the picture she sent me on Snapchat she had floppy ears and a dog nose. She totally dogfish-ed me dude"
"ahhh man, it sucked. I met her at Taco Bell and she wasn't even a dog. On the picture she sent me on Snapchat she had floppy ears and a dog nose. She totally dogfish-ed me dude"
by Bakedhoven April 6, 2017
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I swiped right on a guy on tinder because he had the cutest dog but when I talked to him he said the dog wasn’t even his. He totally dogfished me, so I unmatched him.
by jules magoo October 15, 2018
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