Dog Fight

A group of males on a night out put money into a hat. At the end of the night the male who pulled the ugliest lady wins the pot.
*Beginning of the night*
Greg - "You up for a dog fight?"
Dave - "Yeah, a fiver in?"
Greg - "Go get Alan an then its £15"

*End of the night*
Alan - "Dave your bird was the dirtiest slapper I've ever seen in my life. You deserve £15 for that!"
by JammyH July 11, 2005
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Dog fight fart

Flatulence that sounds like canines fighting.
The chili caused a dog fight fart Fiesta among the soccer players.
by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2016
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Kentucky dog fight

The act of trying to pick up two less than attractive women in the same bar, in hopes they will fight over you in the parking lot. This practice is actually outlawed in Raywick, ky.
Also known as a South Georgia hog hunt.
This is almost as much fun as a kentucky dog fight.
by ghost3x7 April 22, 2009
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Ego Dog Fight

also known as EDFs.

When the egos of two (or more) people clash in an uncomfortable manner. This often results in a figurative 'blood bath' of emotions and ideals.
1: "I had a dream about you the other night. I'm still trying to figure out why".

2: "I don't know why you're dreaming OF me".

1: "Who said I was dreaming OF you. I said dreaming ABOUT you. There's a difference."

2: "You said you were dreaming OF me".

1: "I'm not going to get into an ego dog fight over this with you".
by TornadoGirl May 27, 2009
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dog in that fight

"I don't have a dog in that fight," means "I don't have a stake in the outcome." Not quite so strong as call somebody who gives a shit.

This expression is neo-Texan.
Russians are fighting Chechens. We Uruguayans don't have a dog in that fight.
by octopod October 26, 2007
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Fighting dogs ear

I once inserted 4 fingers up a fighting dogs ear whilst in Saturday cinema in 1968
by fighting dog trainer January 27, 2011
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You Fight Dogs

You fight dirty, just like Michael Vick.
This can be used as a comeback as well as calling someone out on their rudeness.

"Vanessa! That was so mean... you fight dogs." (or "you fight dawgs" with southern twang emphasized and encouraged).
by Flag September 11, 2007
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