Diver 

smelly bastards that don’t wash

“you smell like a diver”

Diver by Damien Bliver December 30, 2017

Diver 

The person you send in to possibly be arrested in a sketchy situation. Usually this situation is related to credit card fraud, or to see if the cops will arrest anyone going back to a possibly compromised location.

"That bag whore said she'd be the diver for a fat sack - she's gonna try to get a gift card at Nordstrom's with that sketchy credit card you made."

Diver by shukujo January 5, 2020

diver's block 

When someone going off a diving board takes forever deciding what trick to do, often seeking advice from others.

A play on both writer's block and the diver's blocks used for racing.

Zach had a case of diver's block and held up the diving board line asking his friends for advice.

diver's block by Brule July 10, 2010

Diver Dan

Another name for a mans penis

"Make sure Diver Dan wears his wetsuit, If not, he might get sick!"

Diver Dan by Wolf89 October 21, 2005

Diver's Remorse

Negative emotion resulting from engaging in felatio with a female only to find some kind of genital anomoly including, but not limited to : warts, sores, scabs, etc.

Warren did.t know who she was, but she was so hot. He took her back to his dorm room to get busy only to get hit with a sever case of Diver's Remorse upon discovery of active herpes lesions!

Diver's Remorse by McBerg November 24, 2009

diver dave

When a man gets hot fudge poured in his asscrack and a one legged midget licks it up.

"That guy totally just got diver dave'd!"

diver dave by Eli Ankst January 6, 2008

diver nipples 

A condition in which the breasts point straight down, making it seem like the nipples are "diving" for something.

"That girl needs an oxygen tank, she has such bad diver nipples."

diver nipples by Fierra September 9, 2006