Dick and Ditch

The act of leaving/ditching after finally getting the one thing he wanted, sex.

M 1: hey man how are you and Sally?
M2: we don't talk anymore, I decided to dick and ditch.

by kfdx February 15, 2019

Dutch Dick

Large uncircumcised penis

Girl: "Last night I was giving this dude a blowjob and he had a typical Dutch Dick: it was big, uncircumcised and clean!"

by The Swaffle King August 22, 2014

Dutch Dick

The biggest penis that there is.

Whoa!!! That guy has a Dutch Dick!

by RyanGuy March 5, 2008

Dutch dick

someone who tries too hard to fit into another culture and is a dick about it.

Luis thinks he's the shit but he is such a dutch dick, he only went to Mexico for like a summer and now he thinks he is hispanic because he parades his sombrero, and speaks three licks of Spanish by saying, "Hola me llamo, Luis."

by CuMia March 29, 2015

Double Dutch Dick

Double Dutch, but with Dicks.

Joe took those guys out for a game of double dutch dick.

by Shmavery October 13, 2019

ditchpick

Used when you've wandered into a ditch when in a drunken stupor, and in the following morning had to hitch a ride and get picked up by total strangers.

"Hey, did you know that John was ditchpicked last night?"

"Oh man I'm probably gonna ditchpick tonight."

by wallyladyn May 13, 2010