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disrescribe

to disrespect and describe someone at the same time.
you get on top of my nerves don't let me disrescribe you
by DAE.DON12 June 24, 2019
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disrespectrum

A disrespectful range of varied but related ideas or objects, the individual features of which tend to overlap so as to form a continuous series or sequence.
Valerie: "Dude, you're kind of rude."

Geoff: "How so?"

Valerie: "You're insulting, rude, jerky..."

Geoff: "All part of my disrespectrum."
by Geoff AF May 12, 2010
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Disregard the constabulary!

An upmarket way of saying fuck the police.
Friend: "You're not allowed to ride up a building on a chainsaw!"
Me: "So? DISREGARD THE CONSTABULARY!"
by Shark'sFace October 22, 2012
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Disregard Status

A Mexican Mafia euphemism for being targeted for removal.
Ex. 1

"Disregard Status is like a flashing red light, signaling the impending demise of an eMe Carnal... It is a status a member in good standing never wants to experience...Disregard Status means that the fellas have assembled a case worthy of sending a fellow member to Brazil."

Mundo Mendoza, "Disregard Status Explained," July 4, 2020

Ex. 2

Cuate: Odelay! I need to get at Savag3 Studi0s! I got him that Moon Stuff he wanted!

Chato: You didn't hear fool? Savag3 rang the bell in the program office! He gave up all the fieros on the yard! He left all the Southerners empty handed!

Cuate: That muthafucka! His ass is now on Disregard Status!
by ZXY&ABC August 9, 2020
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Disaresta

Ein: "This is the will of the Gods....Disaresta!"
by Chyren September 10, 2006
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DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.

It usually goes like this:

1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.

2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.

4. Lulz ensue.
"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.

Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"

Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
by deathwish124 May 13, 2009
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Damsel-in-Distressed

This is where a woman manufactures an intimate yet fake online relationship with a (usually lonely) male to con him out of money. After she sinks her claws in, she comes up with a story that her electricity and internet are about to be cut off and she won't be able to talk to him anymore. The guy believes he is a knight in shining armor coming to her rescue and wires her a few hundred dollars. Meanwhile, the grifter girl has another 6 marks on the hook who she's currently working. (The guy is distressed when he finally figures it out…)
Dude, you look like hell! What happened?

I met this really great girl over the internet. We fell in love and were planning to meet in person. But she lost her job and couldn't pay her bills. So I sent her some money to help her out but I haven't heard from her in days. I'm really worried something happened to her.

Dude! You totally got Damsel-in-Distressed!

What?

Uh, never mind.
by Lo S3lf 3st33m January 16, 2011
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