Discombobulate

To confuse someone

Jessica: the answer is easy. 20x40 + 6558 divided by the numerator to the general contraction of seven plus 1
Rihanna: Slow down you will discombobulate me.

by JJ Taylor Lautner is a hottie December 3, 2014

Discombobulate

Pronounced (DIS-Con-bob-U-LATE)

He looked a little pained...

When you unexpectedly take a trans back to your apartment and she bangs out the 6 incher beaver basher!

You: "Bloody hell Jammo, she blew my arse out like a wind sock"
Jammo: "I'm guessing you was 'discombobulated' when she said "no homo"..."
You: "Fu*k yeah!"

That old bloke was sad and discombobulated.

by feminazi_flamingo69 November 7, 2017

discombobulated

When your mind has a million things running around in it and it makes you act like a fumbling retard.

I am sorry that I put my grandmother's teeth in your coffee, I was discombobulated.

by Sweet C January 20, 2009

discombobulated

fucked up

lastnight I was so discombobulated I left the bar with my ex

by Lil squirrel March 10, 2017

discombobulate

One of those rare and wonderful words that means exactly what it sounds like. There is no word more onomatopoeic to confusion than discombobulate.

Also, a one-word admonition to Robert for being tardy to a seventies dance party.

I'm all discombobulated.

Disco? Mm, Bob--you late.

by Lady Chevalier May 7, 2005

Discombobulating

Confusing, Mysterious or Strange

your personality is Discombobulating

by TheLonelyOne October 21, 2006

discombobulate

To confuse, puzzle, perplex, baffle, mystify, bewilder, confound.

Q: You know how it works, the boson accelerates...
A: Don't even try to discombobulate me bitch

by Coopstar December 19, 2003