An occurance involing an individual of negro, or miscegenated, heritage vanishing at a time in which something needs to be done or witnessed(by the nigger not present). Often confused with Slack Ass, occurances are usually symptomatic of Nigger Mortis.
Tyrone pulled a Nigger Disappear for the results of Shanika's, LaQueefa's, Yolanda's, Ja'Mika's and De Shawna's paternity tests.
by TMan44 August 24, 2005
When a man and woman are having sex 'doggie-style', with the man wearting a condom, and the man says,
"Oh look, a disappearing panda."
And when the woman turns to look at the man, he quickly pulls out, removes the condom and snaps her in the eye with it.
"Oh look, a disappearing panda."
And when the woman turns to look at the man, he quickly pulls out, removes the condom and snaps her in the eye with it.
As in the previous example, which did not state the sex being engaged in was 'doggie-style',
"I can't believe how dumb she is. I actually pulled a Disappearing Panda on her last night."
"I can't believe how dumb she is. I actually pulled a Disappearing Panda on her last night."
by spacetrucker February 17, 2008
when you are fucking a chick with a condom on. then you say, "look, a panda". then when she looks you take off the condom and snap it right in her eye.
by Special Ed February 03, 2005
by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 04, 2004
The idea that if you supposedly went back in time to pick yourself up, and went back with yourself in the future, and something prevented you from going to the past (death, coma, etc), you would disappear from the time frame entirely, due to the fact that if you dissapeared in the past, you would dissapear in the future.
However, if you dissapeared in the future, you never would have been in the past to pick yourself up.
However, if you dissapeared in the future, you never would have been in the past to pick yourself up.
Disappear Paradox:
1. You're in the present.
2. You see yourself, and then you kidnap you.
3. you will dissapear from the time frame forever, probably because it's impossible to go back in time, or you are trapped in the future by death, coma, etc.
4. If you dissapear, then you're future self disappears, because you dissapear. However, you would never kidnap yourself if you dissapeared, and you would be back in the present, and you would kidnap yourself again. And again, and again...
1. You're in the present.
2. You see yourself, and then you kidnap you.
3. you will dissapear from the time frame forever, probably because it's impossible to go back in time, or you are trapped in the future by death, coma, etc.
4. If you dissapear, then you're future self disappears, because you dissapear. However, you would never kidnap yourself if you dissapeared, and you would be back in the present, and you would kidnap yourself again. And again, and again...
by Someone Personson May 31, 2007
I already talked about " " but there is another error. It occurs also when the file is not properly saved. Its different then " " because this removes everything and there is no chance of getting it back. this isn't a "blank character" or "invisible character" this removes stuff from existence. The error code is even glitched out because of it. (Error Code = ꁅꂦꄞꐇꀯꀗꐞꂦꐇꌅꌚꈼ꒒ꄞ)
It cant be used in a sentence. But its a error the removes nearly the ENTIRE word document. That is The Disappearing Error for you.
by MicrosoftEmployee February 02, 2021
A cure for pandemics such as COVID-19 (coronavirus) discovered by the Supreme Leader, Donald Trump, in the year 2020.
I had a dry cough and a slight fever earlier this afternoon. Thankfully, my mom said it would Miraculously Disappear and I felt totally fine.
by Russell William Fry April 08, 2020