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Dirty Squirties 

An extreme and explosive diahrea attack
Mary knocked Hank over in the hallway when she was running to the bathroom with a mean case of the Dirty Squirties!

Dirty Squirts 

Using a soda fountain machine for water and old coke comes out first, then water.

A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.
I went to get us water after the movie, but it gave me a dirty squirt!

Or

Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!
Dirty Squirts by MarksFatCock February 3, 2025

dirty squirter 

where a person farts waiting for a partner to insert the penis in the ass. Penis is then rapidly withdrawn leading to flatulence, continuing until a flurry of Diarrhoea is emptied out of the hole and all over the person in question.
“no way becky had tom give her a dirty squirter - it took weeks to wash off!”
dirty squirter by goonmunt69 August 17, 2025

Dirt Squirt 

The act of passing gas after anal sex where the semen coincidentally squirts out with the gas.
MAN: Why do you have that puzzled look on your face?
WOMAN: I need to change my panties.
MAN: Why?
WOMAN: Because you got back door action and I just had a case of the dirt squirts.
Dirt Squirt by dipstickin December 12, 2014

african dirt squirt 

Where you kick somebody in the butthole with your big toe. The object is to get your big toe lodged in the persons butthole, and then quickly retract.

Origins of the Egyptian Mud Run.
I used the African Dirt Squirt method on her on our wedding night.

Dirt squirter

The anus.
1. During sex, Crystal was partial to a finger or two in her dirt squirter.
2. After a short stint in prison, Kenneth sustained considerable damage to his dirt squirter.
3. Following an abysmal singing performance, Susan was kicked in the dirt squirter.
Dirt squirter by Truck 12 December 3, 2015