riding dirty

Driving while possessing or doing something that the police COULD arrest you for. This does not necessarily mean running drugs or getting caught though.

My niggas was all riding dirty wit their tec-9s, but only half of them got busted by the po po.

by agentsteve January 2, 2009

riding dirty

To partake in the act of smuggling or trafficking narcotics

we wre riding dirty tryin to make some cash real quick

"they see me rolling, they hating, patroling and tryint to catch me ridin' dirty" in Ridin' by Chamillionaire

by sec_8 May 6, 2006

Riding Dirty

Walking around in public after shitting your pants.

"Is it just me or does this Apple store smell like shit?"
"I smell it too. Someone in here must be riding dirty."

by 808_anonymous April 4, 2012

Riding Dirty

Wearing underwear with skid marks on them

Chris- " Rachel dumped Matt!"
Brad- "Why? Was he riding dirty?"
Chris- "Yes"

by thenuggetbaby January 17, 2015

riding dirty

Operating one's luxury SUV or high-end sedan without utilizing factory-provided seatbelts.

"I had just ironed my shirt, so I made sure that I was riding dirty on my way to picking up some organic papayas from Whole Foods."

by UrbanDC January 11, 2009

riding dirty

When you take a huge dump, and either run out of toilet paper or otherwise neglect to wipe your anus as sung about by the rapper "Chamillionaire" in his song "Ridin' Dirty."

Karl Blessing can frequently be observed riding dirty, as is evident by the fact that he smells like shit.

by seymour buttz August 30, 2008

riding dirty

To snowboard or ski without a pass or on someone else's seasons pass.

Yo, Ian got busted trying to use Nicole's seasons ski pass last weekend. LOL, he was riding dirty as a girly man.

by Obutter August 26, 2012