dirty braedon

when you cum in your partners belly button and make them drink it like a jelly shot

woah, you gave her a Dirty Braedon!

by Dirtyjamie October 18, 2017

dirty Brandyn

When a man is too nervous to get an erection during intercourse.

We were going to have sex but then he became a dirty Brandyn.

by Somebody’s mom April 5, 2023

Dirty Brendon

When your girlfriend/so gives you the super twister vacuum gawk gawk 3000.

She’s such a slut! I saw her give a Dirty Brendon to him!

by aqifkaperdoni May 11, 2020

Dirty Brendon

When one is sad and alone in this world so they cry and use their wet salty tears as lubrication for added stimulation during masturbation (typically while watching cartoon tentacle porn).

"Not only is he a virgin but he gives himself a dirty brendon every night... sad right?"

by Dirty Fish Facts February 5, 2019

Dirty Brendon

A homo piece of shit that thinks he's God's gift but in fact is a piece of shit that no one likes

See that guy he's a dirty Brendon

by anonymous August 5, 2021

Dirty Brandin

While having sex doggy style...(man or woman) you place the laptop on their back and watch BBC porn while telling her to call you black.

Man I wasn't feeling it last night, so I pulled a dirty Brandin.

by Dirty Trash Water August 25, 2019

Dirty Branden

A Dirty Branden is the art if taking a flaccid Dick pick and send it to another person.

check out this Dirty Branden I was just sent!

by Spark218 March 1, 2020