Weiskirch Diagonal

A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.

Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.

by the angler October 10, 2012

Drago Jonjić

Strongest man of all time, he constructed all pyramids in Egypt, helped Ceaser come to the top, made tactics for Napoleon on how to subjugate all of Europe, helped Stalin establish communism and was the one who killed Hitler, most importantly he was Tito's master.

His knowledge is great and still grows to this day.

Ivan: Commander Stalin, what shall we do now for our people.
Stalin: Hmmm, let me talk to Drago Jonjić, he will know what to do.

by God The Creatoe Of Everything April 29, 2020

dragon's bitch

One who is a slave to a legendary reptilian beast. Often used to demean a gamer who plays Skyrim.

Beto: "Awww man, how did i get killed by that stupid Mudcrab?!"

Alex: "It's probably cuz you're a dragon's bitch, dude haha!"

Beto: "STOP TALKING!!!"

by Electroso April 25, 2014

Frat Dragon

Filling one's mouth with liquid and clapping the cheeks together to emit a misty spray of liquid into another's vicinity, like a fire-breathing dragon. Seems to have originated at small liberal-arts schools in the Northeast, possibly Dickinson or Middlebury College.

Dude One: "Bro why's your face all wet?"
Dude Two: "Some punk just clapped his cheeks together, and his eyes got all wide and he yelled "Frat Dragon!" in my face.
Dude One: "You got Frat Dragoned"

by Chewbacca21 December 5, 2010

Cum Breathing Space Dragon

When a woman swallows cum in space, and due to the anti-gravity, the cum slowly trickles from her mouth, emulating a dragon breathing fire.

Man last night me and Jodie were getting down in my spaceship, and after I pulled a mean Dirty harry, she went and pulled a mean Cum Breathing Space Dragon.

by ChrisCash July 2, 2011

Slut Dragon

A type of dragon shown in the show Rick and Morty. These dragons are known to "fuck, suck, and eat butt." They tend to perform soul bonds with more than one rider, something which is looked down upon in the magical realm. They seem to have varying levels of which sexual acts they deem ok, as some consider wooly mammoths fair game while others look down upon such acts. It is surmised that the older slut dragons are able to receive staffs and living spaces of some sort, and possibly have other designations of seniority.

“Shadow Jacker, you haven’t come out of your Masturbation Cave in eons!”

"We are the slut dragons. We live in these slut caves"
"The slut dragon has escaped. Anyone caught harboring it is also a slut"

by Zinvia December 9, 2019

Winged Dragon of Ra

A big shiny flying dragon bird thing who noone knows what the fuck it is from the yu gi oh television series, it's also the god card noone gives a fuck about because slifer and Obelisk are just better. this also means to paint your dick gold , flap your arms as if they were wings while your woman sucks your golden cock. commonly used with Obelisk the Tormentor

James: dude i opened my yu gi oh booster and i had a fuckin winged dragon of ra

matt: you mean your cock was painted gold and you flapped your wings like a pigeon falling down a chimney while your woman sucked you off?

James: no you fucking wanker i literally mean the card, although i did give her a Obelisk the tormentor...

by Kung Fu Goofy July 28, 2012