dingleberry

A small piece of shit stuck to your ass. NOUN.

I removed my dingleberry and through it at my cat. My cat then started to cover the dingleberry with sand.

dingleberry by Cullen G December 16, 2007

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dingleberry

A drip shaped piece of feces that hangs from one's rectum while shitting. Causes one to rock back and forth on the toilet trying to get it to fall.

Damn fool died hitting his head on the stall door while trying to rock a dingleberry.

dingleberry by Anonymous April 14, 2003

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dingleberry

A growth of accumulating particles in or around the anus causing "berry like" fruits to bear after prolonged growth. Usually occurs while camping for a duration of time. Similiar to a small brownish raspberry.

*often mistaken with feces, but is actually a seperate entity altogether

My fondest childhood memory was making dingleberry jelly for the parent/teacher luncheon.

dingleberry by Samcorp December 28, 2005

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dingleberry

A hardened blob of shit attached to anal hairs.

Dingleberry: Male and female nurses in numerous wars have had the job of cleaning up wounded soldiers for surgery. One job is to remove the dingleberries which accumulate when a frontline soldier has no chance of a bath or shower - hence the jocular valediction among members of the Royal Army Medical Corps who have served in the grimmest of campaigns: "Don't let the dingleberries dangle!"

dingleberry by Ken Creffield February 16, 2007