Dilladongo

Creepy foreign man-boy who works on a Cruise ship.

Dude, I went to my cabin and when I walked in this Dilladongo was trying on my underwear.

by MMuffkin September 23, 2009

Dilnado

A metaphorical tornado of dildos. A juggernaut force that descends from the sky to fuck everything in its path. Refers to anything that is going to fuck the world of one or many, i.e., difficult exams, etc.

That biochemistry midterm is going to be a real dilnado.

by habitualscholar October 12, 2014

dildarchery

The act of shooting a dildo into an anus, mouth, or vagina of someone using a compound bow or possibly a crossbow. Requires precision and skill.

I was browsing porn and I saw a video of some girl getting a dildo shot up her ass with a bow, so I coined the phrase dildarchery. Man the internet is strange!

by Deathbringer12 July 26, 2018

Dildastic

Of, or, pertaining to dildos and/or phallic objects.

"With their multitude of tall buildings, major cities across the world are quite dildastic."
"I'm not saying that I don't like him, but I wouldn't shed a tear if he died a dildastic death."

by BWhatley February 22, 2009

Dildacorn

The act of one person using duct tape to stick a large, cock shaped dildo onto the forehead of another person after tieing them up. The recipient may also have a rope taped to their ass as a tail for added effect.

Person1 got wasted at a party. His friends decided to turn him into a Dildacorn.

by KaMp KaRnIe 4 lyfe April 19, 2015

dildaic

having a physical appearance or usage reminiscent of a dildo. Not to be confused with phallic.

When his girlfriend's best friend showed up and was clearly quite randy, Stickman knew he had to find something dildaic - and fast.

by KingNectar December 19, 2004

Dildamesh

(dildo + gilgamesh)dx = dildamesh

i.e. The derivative of dildo & dildamesh.

you'll have SO MUCH dildamesh collette

We refer to star wars droid tanks as dildamesh

by Rockstar_pete_wvss May 2, 2011