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dildohawk

The typical hairstyle of a Tool, or douche bag. Greatly resembles one that of a Fohawk, but with a stronger and slightly more negative connotation to an indavidual's level of "tool-ness".
The guys that work at Abercrombie and Fitch generally sport the dildohawk.
by professor panda January 18, 2011
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Dildohead

When a man has blown that much shaft that his brain turns to mush and eventually he grows an additional penis on his head. Usually said person is oblivious to the fact that he is seen as a Dildohead..
Geez....that guy has listened to poor advice for so long and devoured that much wang of the said advisor that he has actually turned into a dildohead!
by Bud Willi December 18, 2018
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dildohands

When a millionaire professional receiver drops a wide open pass as if born with dildos instead of hands.
There was no one around and he dropped the ball anyway. DILDOHANDS!!!
by TrickYTman December 6, 2020
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DildoHead

You are a DildoHead
by Gankedbypolo June 7, 2022
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DildoHead

“A person who such a lame and complete fucktard that is so obsessed with being right in politics that they are like the head of a dildo, always getting fucked from the choices they continue to make.”
“Kenny wants to tell you something; your wrong about everything you’ve ever known and his superior knowledge of our political system is fucking incredible. He also wants have sex with Elon Musk so badly and have little cyborg babies with him so they can take over the world together”

Me: … Wow, what a fucking Dildohead…
by CaptainPorter148801 November 16, 2022
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