dikdok

A woman who typically posts in skimpy clothing, clearly in need of male attention

Matt: Hey man, I really have a crush on Sierra, do you think I have a chance with her?
Brian: Shes a DikDok, if you have a dick, she’ll let you dock it

by drjoe217 January 13, 2021

dicktok

Dick pics are old news, send them a dick video. A dicktok.

This girl on Tinder was complaining about all the dick pics she was getting, so I sent her a dicktok to up the ante.

by Clevergirl67423 December 2, 2021

Diktor

A person male who is fucking a girl and gets a call from another girl he fucks regularly because she needs a ride home from jail or she will get booked in. He proceeds to tell her he's just finishing his orgasm and he will be there. When they arrived at her home after being picked up from the jail he proceeded to try to fuck her when it is obvious that he has not showered because he smells like her. She allows him to fuck her because she feels obligated. Because he saved her; but she does not enjoy it at all and is left feeling disrespected, degraded, and cheap

Jinn: OMG! I cannot fucking believe you tried to have sex with me right after you fucked another girl !! Youvdidn't even take a shower !!! You smelled just like her!!!

Viktor: well dang I didn't have time I had to come get you so quickly or you would have been booked in.

Jinn: well then you should have fucking waited till the next time we saw each other or shower.. you just don't know how fucking disrespectful that was!! Such a Diktor!

by BuckLey Woodcock May 30, 2018

DikDoker

A completely obtusely uneducated individual that uniformly receives their "scientific information" off of the social media platform, TikTok. Typically, a Gen-Zer (not exclusively) who is commonly associated with Millennials who has gone through the schooling systems of late that allow graduation without being even literate, yet claim they are widely more "informed" or "researched" on a topic. Typically, posting this on another social media platform of choice with a wide audience, such as Twatter or Fuckbook.

Did you see Pat's posts from TikTok from a podiatrist on not getting vaccinated? They even said they'd get the poke if the FDA officially approved it, but now they won't because they "researched it" and posted the video as their clinical research. What a fucking DikDoker.

by tiredjusttired August 25, 2021

Dicktok

Dicktok , Dictok or Diktok

When you offer her the dick mid tiktok?

Ex:

Boo: hey you want to do it ?
Babe: I'm mid tiktok.
Boo : I'll give you this Dicktok . You can watch it grow.

by DooDooMagoo1 February 11, 2021

Distok

Adult Disney lovers that can’t afford therapy that are traumatized and/or that have not grown up; that choose to express their addictions through the Tiktok platforms. Their bank accounts are always empty due to a lack of self control when it comes to Disney Parks Merch. We’re all mad here.. :)

Distok likes to create Disney Content on Tiktok.

by UniversalLover1 February 1, 2022

Diktology

The study of web browsers, including their development, design, functionality, and impact on internet use and communication, from the Greek "δίκτυο" (diktyo), meaning "network" or "web," and the suffix "-logy," meaning "the study of."

my friend: what do you like?
me: diktology
my friend: omg dik suker u study diks
me: no, dikt comes from the greek word diktyo, which means network or web.
my friend: u study the web?
me: yes, more specifically web browsers
my friend: so youre a diktologist?
me: yes but not formally cuz its impossible to get graduated on that
my friend: so you like web browsers?
me: yes

by a random wild white aardvark April 7, 2023