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to get rejected by a person you are trying to take home.
"After Jeremiah bragged about how he was going to bang a slut tonight, only to see her leave with another man, I went up to him and yelled in his face, " Damn boy, you just got dikembe mutombo'd.
by rosco ruxpin October 25, 2006
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When you stick your dick and wave it back and forth in a woman's vagina as she's about to give birth, as means to block the child from entering the world.
"Aye yo, my boy Tug did a Dikembe Mutombo on his wife as she was trying to deliver!"
by Thug Roy February 8, 2022
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The Dikembe Mutombo

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Named after the NBA player.

Covering you penis with smuckers chocolate magic shell and letting it harden. Then make your girl give you a blow job and tell her to bite through the shell. When she attempts to do this smack her in the face and wag you pointer finger from side to side as Dikembe Mutombo does when blocking a shot in basketball.
Dude I totally ran out of codoms yesterday but my bro Montana from publix hooked me up with some chocolate magic shell and i did The Dikembe Mutombo to Kenny Soler's mom.
by George Clooney is ballin July 12, 2009
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A high performing basketball player for Duke University. Married to well-known comedian Daniel Fraenkel.
Quashawndell Dikembe Tre'Tavious III is the Duke's best basketball player!
by Fylo Feia Fotita March 7, 2025
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Dikembed

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to have been rejected in a most embarrassing manner, usually followed by having the rejector wag their finger in your face.
by Dikembe January 31, 2006
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Disember

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An 100% indian whos grandpa was drunk when spelling his name.
Well...not much of an example but never let your drunk grandpa write your name on your birth certificate because he spelled December, Disember.
by Kelsey Rose July 12, 2007
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Has the biggest BBC, makes ur dick go wag, has so much cum, makes me wanna fuck him
I love Dickembes BBC
by My dool is hard February 1, 2020
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