When you get a digiorno pizza from your local supermarket, cum on the pizza, put it in the freezer, then wait. Then, you and your lover have sex in the kitchen and when she’s about to climax, you lean over, get the cum-digiorno pizza and smack her over the head with it while screaming “pizza time”
Him: Hey! I have Digiorno Pizza at my place! Wanna come over and share it with me?
Her: Are you trying to pull The Digiorno on me?
Him: Perhaps
Her: Are you trying to pull The Digiorno on me?
Him: Perhaps
by Polnareff_Toenail October 22, 2019
Get the The Digiornomug. I was up from 4am till 6am emptying everything I had in my colon. I only ate two slices, but I still got a case of the Digiorno shits.
by Pdog85 November 10, 2017
Get the Digiorno shitsmug. When a couple begins intercourse over a large Digiorno pizza, covering themselves in all the ingredients that are used on the pizza, and after the male or female climaxes, they spread their semen nicely on the pizza and they enjoy it to themselves for a nice, romantic dinner.
Frank: "Hey dude, me and my wife Cassidy finally did a Digiorno Porno together, and it was so goddamn beautiful."
Cassidy: "My husband and I did something called a Digiorno Porno last night, and it wasn't that bad to say the least."
Cassidy: "My husband and I did something called a Digiorno Porno last night, and it wasn't that bad to say the least."
by philipino descent October 3, 2017
Get the digiorno pornomug. A person who really loves making digiorno pizza, especially at 2 o clock in the morning. What makes a true captain digiorno though is that this person will wear the empty pizza box on his head for the rest of the night or morning.
by Sargeant Sweatpants August 6, 2009
Get the Captain Digiornomug. by Your_boy_54 June 2, 2018
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Get the Digiornoingmug.