dicturbail

Absolute dicturbail hairline. Buick will do 0-60 in 10 seconds

The dicturbail is menda giving some heavily in the Buick

by Dryden Flair January 14, 2021

Poopy Dickums

A disgusting term of endearment.

I love you my little poopy dickums.

by DazzlingUrbanite August 11, 2008

dictumhead

One who tries too hard to come up with new words for online dictionaries, usually failing miserably even if the word is accepted.
see also: lingua-loser

Larry: Jeebus! look at this word! It's not even a word, it's a 3 word phrase - what a stretch.
Moe: That dictumhead probably thinks getting published here makes him Ernest Friggin' Hemingway.
Curly: Or Marian Webster.
Moe: Get around here, you!
boink!

by Timmy the Geek June 20, 2009

Dicture

A dicture is a picture of a dick sent by phone or in direct message. Shortened from "dick picture" or "dick pic".

Guy: Did you see my text?
Girl: Your dicture? Yeah I loved it.

Girl: I'm relieved that my dicture archive was saved on my iCloud.

by standarddarth September 12, 2014

dickumentary

extremely detailed and awkwardly thorough description of your boyfriend's penis

You: "And it's curved to the right, no matter what I do, it just pops back to the right. And the size..."

Me: "Shut up! I'm not interested in listening to your dickumentary!"

by hmcdesq December 8, 2010

Dictim

When a person is a dick and then plays the victim.

He really needs to stop playing the dictim.

by Slugmo February 2, 2023

dictim

A victim of the dick; typically caused by a dick that is too large or too small.

1. "Damn girl, I can barely walk today, I was a dictim of a guy that had a 12" cock. He ripped me a new hole!"
2. "Shut up ho! You're lucky! I was a dictim as well but only because I couldn't even feel the guy's dick enter me, it was 3" long and 2" of it was foreskin!"

by brentionary March 17, 2009