dickfish

Tiny little fish that will swim right up your peehole and make a little home in there.

D:Are dickfish real? And they're in our moat?

A: They could be. I don't see any reason why they couldn't be.

by Nyaaaaaaaaaan July 8, 2017

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Dickfish

1. An occasionally retarded/weird yet exceptionally advanced individual with dangerously strong sexual urges. This rare species can walk on land, live under water and communicate with humans via their subconscious. Can walk long distances. Very strong immune system

2. A person that convicts themself on a daily basis of funding euphoria for terrorists.

A synonym for Dickfish is Neo.

by Karthief July 28, 2011

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Dickfish

When a man gives an outstanding performance on the first sexual encounter, but then follows up every other encounter with no foreplay and 2 minutes or less of missionary.

Adrian dickfished me. The first night he ate the kitty, but the week after he gave me 30 seconds from the back and that's it.

by legendaryaura February 26, 2020

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dickfisher

An insult towards a male who tries to act unneccesarily macho or manly in order to better his own self esteem.

Guy: He's been such a dickfisher lately.
Guy 2: Well yeah, after coach called him a wuss he'll do anything to get his manhood back.

by Miss Emma Leigh December 27, 2009

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Dickfishing

When a man sends an unsolicited picture of a dick that is not his.

-His lil chubbers didnt look like much to be proud of.
-Are you saying he dickfished you?!

-I asked him what he was working with so he sent me a pic. When we hooked up it didn't even match.
-You got dickfished

-Bro I want to send a picture of my dick even though she didn't ask for it but it's ittybitty.
-Dude that dickfishing. Not cool man

by MotherOfWildlings April 14, 2020

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