dis dick in yo mouth 

An expression used as banter towards another for the purpose of sarcasm. This phrase is usually used in response to a dumb question.

*Mohammed is lying in bed, about to go to sleep*
Sam: "You about to go to bed?"
Mohammed: "Dis dick in yo mouth"

dis dick in yo mouth by Hidden324 March 27, 2016

Dick In The Mouth (DITM) 

An international language spoken by a female who sucks dick

You are talking to a girl who speaks a foreign tongue and you can't understand what she is saying but she ends up sucking you off therefore she speaks the international language Dick In The Mouth (DITM).

Dick In The Mouth (DITM) by Chris M. Coleman March 24, 2008

Take my dick in my mouth 

The phrase you say to someone who rejected your definition that you worked so hard to write it.

the editor:Should I publish this def or should I reject it?I will reject it,I'm sorry!
the frustrated guy:Take my dick in my mouth,you fucking idiot,I worked so hard to write my def and you reject it so easily!

Take my dick in my mouth by piturca October 18, 2011

A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand 

A blowjob is worth the value of two handjobs. Frequently used in negotiations by cheap hookers. Not to be confused with the meaningful expression involving birds and bushes.

HOOKER: "Okay you got two blowjobs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"

A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand by fgsdfsq November 4, 2014

dick in your mouth! [DIYM] 

shoving your index finger into an unsuspecting open mouth

some dumptruck at a bar won't quit yapping her hussy face off; rather than insulting her and her friends or trying to continue to just get laid, wait for an obnoxious laugh and pop your entire finger into her mouth while saying "dick in your mouth! DIYM". conversation satisfyingly over, and at least you get a good laugh out of it.

dick in your mouth! [DIYM] by lazerjhole July 25, 2010

Big fat dick in my mouth 

If your a sus boy then this is the word for you when you feel like being gay then say this

hey bro...... yeah wsp.......I got a big fat dick in my mouth......bro wtf nigga you gay

Big fat dick in my mouth by GGJKLOLLMAOLMFAONGGRNGGABTCHHR November 21, 2021

my dick is in your mouth 

Getting absolutely destroyed
Like, damn
Think this: You playing 2K19 and you getting your ass beat 65-12

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Friend: Oh my god, bro! My dick is in your mouth. MY DICK IS IN YOUR MOUTH!

my dick is in your mouth by 11eryxin March 5, 2019