The theorem that someone has watched so much porn in their early teens that once they have matured, masturbation and simple pornography does not arouse them.
“Bro Moyers you asked that girl for nudes?”
“Sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“Man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man dick”
“Sorry man, x-vids just ain’t cutting it”
“Man you weren’t lying, you do gotta old man dick”
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by Bumwhole March 19, 2019
Get the Man dick mug.a jock who is so hell bent on being 'cool', that he dose not realize everyone fucking hates him/her.
bill: after chad scored that winning touchdown he totally blew me off in the hallway.
ted: yeah he's starting to be a real douche-all-man-dick.
ted: yeah he's starting to be a real douche-all-man-dick.
by duck tape November 12, 2009
Get the douche-all-man-dick mug.Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.
Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.
Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.
When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself
'old man short dick disease'
'old man short dick disease'
by GeekSheek June 26, 2012
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Person 1: "Go die"
Me: "gotta be that toxic to make up for that small of a dick, damn"
Person 1: *disconnects from game*
Toxic man tiny dick.
Me: "gotta be that toxic to make up for that small of a dick, damn"
Person 1: *disconnects from game*
Toxic man tiny dick.
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Made up in older times by a stocky, grey-haired lumberjack named Ol' Danny Boy.
Now modernly used as a violent term when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor inconvenience or insult the shouter would have taken offense to.
Made up in older times by a stocky, grey-haired lumberjack named Ol' Danny Boy.
Now modernly used as a violent term when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor inconvenience or insult the shouter would have taken offense to.
(Verb)~
(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)
customer-What the hell! I drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out just great!
employee- Sorry sir better luck next time.
customer-You know what, Go Suck a Man's Dick!
(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)
customer-What the hell! I drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out just great!
employee- Sorry sir better luck next time.
customer-You know what, Go Suck a Man's Dick!
by Quiteabod November 12, 2013
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