Dibs

Phil Lester’s nickname that his family gave him because he couldn’t pronounce his name when he was a baby and he said Dibbet.

Phil’s Mum- “Say your name!”
Baby Phil- “Dibbet!”

Phil’s Family- “We’ll call you Dibs.”

by Phan? June 14, 2018

Dibs

Dibs can be used in a variety of ways.
1. Calling something that you can use

Example: I got dibs on that soda
2. Getting to use something first

Example: hey man, I got dibs on that

football
3. Used to have first chance to get a girl

Example: Do u see that girl over their?

Ya, why

I got dibs on her until after I try

to date her

I got dibs on that seat

by Truth here March 9, 2015

Dibs

The act of calling upon an object as your own
How To Do It: If you find an object and their is no present owner then thou can call dibs and it shall be theirs
Out ruling: if someones name is on it the that falls into the finders keepers rule

Man 1: Oh look theirs a dead body "dibs"
Police: We need that
Man 1: Go fuck yourself

by xdgangforlife February 26, 2019

Dibs

Dibs is the plural form of dib, a common acronym for Dick In Bootyhole.

Oh I definitely got dibs on that woadie's shitpipe.

by JizzleTheDibber June 28, 2016

Dibs

Something stupid and gay people say when they wish to obtain possession of someone or something.

*one more pizza roll left* “I GOT DIBS”
“shut the fuck up stupid fag, thats not how it works Alex”

by mysteriousmindy January 9, 2019

Dibs

1. To suddenly lose control of an object(s) in your hand and drop it all over the ground possibly while making a Michael J. Fox imitation.
2. To lose control and drop a thing or all things from it's container and then violenty throw the container with full force as a result.

Allan spent five dollars on dibs at Disneyland and then went dibs on said dibs while impersonation Michael J. Fox and then threw his cup violently at the trash can and bounced off and hit and nearly killed a small child.

by Adam Castillo March 26, 2008

dib a dib

An alternative way of saying "okay" or "alright" in a shitty, uncomfortable situation.

Connor: "McDonald's is a place where filthy, disgusting people work."

Mrs. Leavitt: "What if someone in the class has a relative working there, what would you say to them?"

Connor: "Uhh...dib a dib."

by Mere Scraps August 2, 2009