type one diabetic

Type one diabetics are the coolest. People try to break their pancreas to be like us.

Woah! Look at Lauren. She's a type one diabetic! She does 5 shots a day and pokes her finger 8 times each and every day! I wish I was as cool as her!
diabadass

by LaurenB789 November 22, 2015

diabeetis

A mispronouncing of the word diabetes made popular by former actor Wilford Brimley in a series of TV commercials for the diabetes testing supply company Liberty Medical. Further made popular by the youtube video "Wilford Brimley-the beetis" where various clips taken from all the Liberty Medical commercials are mixed and put to a beat.

"If you have diabeetis, think again"-Wilford Brimley

by omg bacon October 16, 2007

Sugar Diabetes

The original definition for what we today call "Type Two Diabetes". We stopped using this definition because we are weak as fuck, and need a difficult, and unpronounceable medical definitions so we are can act willfully ignorant about a big problem that will eventually blow up in our faces. This term was lobbied to be abandoned by the candy industries, in the late 60s because they were becoming really big and powerful, and wanted lots of kids to buy their shit.

Guy 1: Yo don't eat too many candies, you will get Sugar Diabetes.
Guy 2: Ah you are over reacting too much.

by ReturningTheTruthToTheWorld March 10, 2016

Type 10 Diabetes

When you drink 8.25e+17 polar pops

Hi i would like 825000000000000000 polar pops please.

Lmao you will get but type 10 diabetes but ok

by KingBigPP September 11, 2020

Type 1 Diabetes

A misunderstood type of Diabetes where your fucking pancreas had one job - to produce insulin.

Because of the cunt-cock shaped pancreas, type 1's need to inject insulin every time they eat or drink stuff with carbs in.

It is not caused by sugar.

Uneducated fuck: "Did too much sugar cause type 1 diabetes?"
Type 1 diabetic: "No, you fucking moron."

by AngryFuck February 5, 2017

Diabetes

There are two types of diabetes, type 1 and type 2. Type 1 is when the pancreas doesn't function properly and type 2 is when you are over weight and it starts causing health problems. It really makes me mad when we are watching a health video in class and people say "diabetes is cause when you are over weight." I have diabetes myself and my friends or people I know look at me and judge me. People need to get it right. People need to become more educated on this subject.

Idiot: Haha dude look at this picture.

*picture of unhealthy food*

Idiotic Friend: OMG man that is diabetes in a picture! Haha
Idiot: ya man!

by Rosie101 May 24, 2014

Diabetus

Diabetus is a mis-pronunciation of the word diabetes.
It all started with Wilford Brimley. A spokesman for Liberty Medical.

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I've got Diabetus

by Tdap October 9, 2008