Dvij is a very smart and funny guy. He thinks he can dance, but really he can't. Hes a good friend to have because he can always make you feel better with silly jokes.
by ahahahha123487653491 November 30, 2011
Get the dvij mug.Divija is the epitome of beautiful. Inside and out. She loves to make people laugh while always laughing at her own jokes. Never lose a girl like her or else your screwed for life.
omg divija is the funniest
by urmom8684958 January 11, 2022
Get the Divija mug.someone usually identified by their divij like appearance. very into science and elon musk, and talks similar to how a divij usually would. his name starts with a d and ends with a j, as expected for a divij. can also be refered to as dij if you speak fast enough. much like all the others dijs, he can be fooled easily, just like the old witch fooled me into believing i was invisible. i was arrested for public indecency.
divij is dijing again.
dij stop.
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divij. would you like to join me for a game of chess?
quandale : alas, my greatest foe, we meet again! wait who is this dij looking person and why is he behind your horse?
jamarius : pay no heed little one, he just is.
quandale : let us come to an accord mon ami, this has gone on for way too long!
jamarius : fuck no dumass joust me.
quandale : aite mane pull up den, pussy boy
jamarius : fuckouttahea ewok (jousting sound effects)
dij passed away after being trampled by horses. he went to heaven and was in so much disbelief that he willed it out of existence, damning trillions of souls to hell and sending them to satans fiery claws.
dij stop.
dij discord aaa
divij. would you like to join me for a game of chess?
quandale : alas, my greatest foe, we meet again! wait who is this dij looking person and why is he behind your horse?
jamarius : pay no heed little one, he just is.
quandale : let us come to an accord mon ami, this has gone on for way too long!
jamarius : fuck no dumass joust me.
quandale : aite mane pull up den, pussy boy
jamarius : fuckouttahea ewok (jousting sound effects)
dij passed away after being trampled by horses. he went to heaven and was in so much disbelief that he willed it out of existence, damning trillions of souls to hell and sending them to satans fiery claws.
by visheshsux November 12, 2022
Get the divij mug.A very dumbass teacher who lies to your parents when they email them. Usually a weird and ugly ass who gets on most peoples nerves.
by BAe December 8, 2014
Get the dovijarov mug.adj: 1. Someone who is more obese than anyone else.
2. Some one who thinks they are good at many things, but then they are not.
3. Someone who, when accessing a website, is so morbidly obese that it causes a power surge and a complete server shut down for a short while.
4. Someone who Epic Fails at almost everything.
5. Someone who could kill your soul by sitting on you.
6. Someone who relies on higher authority to solve their own problems, can't solve them on their own.
2. Some one who thinks they are good at many things, but then they are not.
3. Someone who, when accessing a website, is so morbidly obese that it causes a power surge and a complete server shut down for a short while.
4. Someone who Epic Fails at almost everything.
5. Someone who could kill your soul by sitting on you.
6. Someone who relies on higher authority to solve their own problems, can't solve them on their own.
The Hambugler: Chris asked me to one on one him in a video game last night, claming he was really good.
Ronald: Did he beat you?
The Hamburgler: No, he couldn't even hit me.
Ronald: What a Divij Vispute.
Ronald: Did he beat you?
The Hamburgler: No, he couldn't even hit me.
Ronald: What a Divij Vispute.
by The Hamburgler! April 21, 2009
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Can outthink everyone, but still will be humble about that.
Might laugh behind your back because you're an idiot though.
Can outthink everyone, but still will be humble about that.
Might laugh behind your back because you're an idiot though.
by mysta del pizza May 29, 2017
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