A very lovable, funny, and
sexy hybrid male in the prime of his life. Upon birth, he was dropped into a pool of sexiness by his
mother, the Polish deity Zaria, the goddess of beauty. He is commonly referred to as a god of sex, love, strength,
beer, intelligence and sex. No woman can resist his charm. When drunk, he has an irresistible urge to hug others and his skill on the xbox
360 increases exponentially. Not to mention, he once spooned with a porcupine. So contact Desmond, and you can play with his needle.