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Desmond

A very lovable, funny, and sexy hybrid male in the prime of his life. Upon birth, he was dropped into a pool of sexiness by his mother, the Polish deity Zaria, the goddess of beauty. He is commonly referred to as a god of sex, love, strength, beer, intelligence and sex. No woman can resist his charm. When drunk, he has an irresistible urge to hug others and his skill on the xbox 360 increases exponentially. Not to mention, he once spooned with a porcupine. So contact Desmond, and you can play with his needle.
Wow, you were a total Desmond last night.
by ACPsucks December 3, 2011
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Desmond

an outgoing, mysterious, very sexy, mixed breed who usually carries a personal item that defines who he is. For example, a gold chain.
"Tall, Dark, and Handsome" would most definitely define this person.
"Have you seen that really hot, new guy? He is such a Desmond."

"I'm going out with a Desmond! How awesome is that!?"
by Sexybreed12 May 12, 2009
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Desmond

When someone, preferably a guy, looks like Desmond from the TV show LOST.

They have long, but poofy brown hair and look like they would have an Australian accent, but don't.
"OMG! That guy looks like Desmond from LOST!"

"Ohh.. wooahh...woahoh, there are two guys on the Nipomo Track Team that look like Desmond. Desmond #1 and Desmond #2."

"Hey, there's Desmond #1."
by Von Button May 23, 2006
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Desmond

Another word for a drink. 'a liquid that can be swallowed as refreshment or nourishment'
That desmond is fucking lovely, mate!
by jh2k September 20, 2016
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Desmond

Desmond is the type of guy to stick his dick right in the girls PUSSY!
You know that new kid that all the girls like, He must be a Desmond!
by YeetOnThatPussy June 27, 2018
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Desmond

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Jacket. Originated from the journalist Desmond Hackett.
I must take my Desmond off, its getting hot in here
by GeoffH October 2, 2006
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Desmond

Short for Desmondathan
I told you, my name is Desmondathan.
by Probably Not Steve November 23, 2021
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