job description

That limiting agent that keeps bruthas and sistas from doing a god-damned thing on the job.

I aksed the bus driver, Tokwanda, to open the door when we arrived at my stop. She say, "that ain't in my job description!"

by RLp June 12, 2005

description

description is the description of describing something in a descriptive manner.

i will description you to death boi

by FEARONFUCKER19 February 13, 2019

Destibation

Noun
your designated spot to masturbate

I need to find a destibation to get rid of this erection

by Kirbyfire73 May 8, 2017

read description

An easy way on eBay to say that whatever item you're selling is absolute dogshit, or has some sort of overwhelmingly huge flaw that would render it useless. e.g. "iPhone XR good condition READ DESCRIPTION" and in description, "BAD ESN" (this means you can't activate it, it's probably stolen).

Or a good one, is when they are retail demos and have SCREEN BURN-IN. Who the fuck wants to look at a burnt-in image?

Stolen shit usually is "read description" since they probably ripped it out of someone's hand.

Often, the seller will say, "re4d", "l00k", or some other bullshit to prevent you from subtracting their trash listing from the results. Also, same applies for "icl0ud", "cr4cked", and other things like "acc0unt". Really disingenuous stuff. Report them whenever you see them.

"iPhone XS MAX GOOD CONDITION READ DESCRIPTION"
Description: "... BAD ESN iCLOUD LOCKED"

by Doge 2.0 March 29, 2021

long description

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A phenomenon called "long description" that happens when you type too many uppercase W's.

by Tristan reads the dictionary July 15, 2022

Woman (bible description)

mans helper

Man - woman make me a sandwitch
woman - ok

THIS IS IN THE BIBLE PEOPLE, THE REAL DESCRIPTION

Woman (bible description)

by AlExSwOrD August 24, 2011

decibation

v The frantic search for that 10 percent of 'quality' webcams.

Struggling through the god-awful 90 percent of webcams, Jack continued his decibation until he could find a good one.

by estiban_acronym August 4, 2004