Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.

Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)

by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025

Degen's Paradise

A sacred place or feeling for the financially irresponsible; usually the VIP/pokies room at the local pub.

"Where’s he gone?"
"He’s in Degen's Paradise— half a pack of darts deep, 6 pints in, slapping $5 across 4 different pokies."

by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025

derek Burke's Dick

The prettiest most perfect award winning long fat straight veiny fat headed flawless penis ever!!

Of course Derek Burke's Dick is better and looks better for sure. There is awards that have been given to that cock cause it's so flawless and perfect

by Frkofdawk July 20, 2024

It’s Derek

Its what you call a man who’s Dick your sucking on your knees when after daydreaming you snap back to reality and forgot who’s dick it belongs to.

“ I wonder who will be at the family reunion? Oh shit I’m sucking this guys dick but who’s dick is it? Ok girl down and then look up……oh look, it’s Derek”

by Franleen February 26, 2023

Derek Smart

Derek smart is one of the most notorious and loathed game developers around. In addition to being the designer of the critically shunned games BC3000, Universal Combat, et al. he is also credited for starting or continuing numerous flamewars in Usenet and on web-boards all over the internet. His legacy of designing awful computer games and then crying foul when people tell them they are unplayable has led to many humorous statements, catalogued at a site called "The Flamewar Follies" (google it). If he spent half of his time and energy developing decent, stable games that don't crash to the desktop every 5 seconds, rather than threatening to sue or filing frivolous law-suits against his critics, then he would be a half-decent game designer. Unfortunately, as anyone who has played any of the BC series can tell you, this is clearly not the case. Aside from 'graduating' from a non-accredited community college, Mr. Smart claims to have a phd in computer science, although no dissertation or thesis exists to back up his false claims. See Also: fraud, lame, n00b, loser

Also, if you vote that you like this definition, he'll SUE YOU!

Derek Smart threatened to sue me after I posted this definition.

In order to play Universal Combat, you need to have a real PHD, and not a fake one like Derek Smart!

by Sue Me February 20, 2005

Derek Savage

The author of Cool Cat Saves the Kids. Even though it says not to cyber bully, he opressed I Hate Everything for his opinions on the movie of Cool Cat.

Guy 1 : Hey dude you heard of Derek Savage?
Guy 2 : Yeah, he's such a ... Savage.
Guy 1 and 2 : Hahahaha, LOL.

by Hupu Duk January 21, 2016

derek shepherd

a beautiful gorgeous T.V. neurosurgeon who we all wish we could date/be in real life

Girl 1: Ugh he's so perfect.
Girl 2: Yeah, but he's no Derek Shepherd

by greysanatomyclay April 8, 2017