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depth of need

How far you are willing to humiliate yourself through the pathetic subjection of your life to the moronic whims of a bitch just to get some pussy.
What´s wrong with your bro?
Jenna is messing his brain probing his depth of need for pussy.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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periscope depth

When a fresh a deuce is so large that it breaches the surface of the toilet bowl water, exposing the tip to air.

The toilet bowl is designed to use water to contain the terrifying smell of fecal matter. Naturally, when a load is large enough to reach periscope depth it stinks up the bathroom something terrible, requiring a courtesy flush.
"Whoa dude, did you just dump all of Bombay in this bowl? My fuckin nose is going to fall off"
"Sorry after all that built up sushi that dump reached periscope depth"
by Broham Brosef March 1, 2008
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Depth Charge

Ok you need a Pint of Guinness and a shot of Vodka...

Now drop the shot glass full of vodka into the pint of guinness and drink before the shotglass hits the bottem...

Thats a fuckin depth charge!
back in the day me and my dad used to drink depth charges after playing foosball for about 15 hours while tripping on strong cid...
by Mikey gavinn October 3, 2004
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Depth charge

One of those big turds that falls, hits, and then a split second later sends a monstrous splash up to soak your ass.
I used a whole fucking role of toilet paper cuz I kept dropping depth charges.
by Colin G. November 26, 2007
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crush depth buddy

Someone you're going to molest if your submarine is ever on its way to crush depth. If the submarine ever sinks unrecoverable, then the crush depth buddy will be the person you find so you can sexually assault them before you die in a pressure wave incited by the implosion of the submarine. It usually is the youngest looking, cutest sailor with the nicest butt.
"Captain, we're going down!!!" "Okay boys, you know what that means...find your crush depth buddy. Now who's at the top of my list..."
by submariner December 19, 2012
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Dephyze

A detergent made of urine, hummus, and a cup of diarrhea.
A product made in Mexico.
Gayberto: Hey essay, did you get the detergent? My dusty nuts won't clean themselves now will they?

Sanchez: Yeah hombre, it's called Le Dephyze. It smells just like the fresh stench of soup that my mom used to make for me. El diarrhea.
by KooDaFoo March 18, 2011
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Depth Hoar

Depth Hoar is a type of snow crystal also known as TG snow. Depth Hoar forms a layer in the snowpack that acts like ball bearings on the floor of a old folks home. Chances are, some poor bastard is gonna get taken down. Depth Hoar is the weak layer and fails under both natural and manmade triggers such as skiers, snowboarders, snowmobilers and explosives.

Ski Patrollers have been overheard referring to TG snow as depth whore; nasty, sloppy, unreliable long-term and above all, costly.
The Depth Hoar that formed early this ski season is gonna come back and bite us in the ass if we don't blast the shit outta it.

This season's Depth Hoar created some of the worst avalanche conditions we've seen in a long time.
by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010
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