An intense office plague that spreads rapidly to co-workers in spite of little to no contact with Dennis. Some people may not even be within the vicinity of the department or state and yet still be stricken by this mysterious virus. The virus is known to last over two weeks and sometimes over a month. It has similar symptoms to the common cold or flu with exceptionally increased mucus production, extreme sore throat and urge to cough. You would probably get rid of herpes before the Dennis.
I don't know how he did it, considering I haven't seen him in 2 weeks, but I'm pretty sure I have the Dennis, and I'm losing my will to live.
I think I contracted the "Dennis" again.
I think I contracted the "Dennis" again.
by themenace February 10, 2012
by You’re mother March 28, 2020
The sexiest and most attractive man you will ever meet. He is awesome and very cool. Everyone loves him and adore him for his kindness. He is the most intelligent but Dennis can also be very fun to hang out with. He is the best person you will ever meet in your life.
by Dennis is the best November 22, 2018
Probably the most amazing person you will ever meet. He's sweet, kind, funny, loving, and caring...and no matter what, he's always there for you during your hardest times. Whenever life seems impossible, he'll always be the one standing there telling you that everything's going to be okay. He's the type of guy who you can call in THE MIDDLE of the nite when you get scared when you have a bad dream, the guy who will hold you when you cry, and the guy who will do anything to keep you safe. He's the best friend anyone could ever ask for, and the most selfless person alive. Anyone would be lucky just to meet him and get to spend time with him. Den always knows how to cheer you up - a simple picture, funny message, text fuck up - idk he can always just find a way to make you laugh. He's been through a lot, though, and doesn't realize how amazing he is. He's a life saver. A giver. A listener. And a survivor. And he needs to remember that no matter how tough life gets, he will always have his music. The one thing that's been there for him, when people have not. It's a shame that we all can't be like him. He's inspirational and he changes lives. He just doesn't know it...I hope more than anything, though, that Dennis is forgiving.
You: heyyyy
Dennis: hey how was your day
You: not very good ):
DenDen: well, you can run away with me anytime you want
You: way to quote lyrics there >.<
DenDen: XDDDDDDDDDD
Dennis: hey how was your day
You: not very good ):
DenDen: well, you can run away with me anytime you want
You: way to quote lyrics there >.<
DenDen: XDDDDDDDDDD
by chemicalxdisaster63 August 19, 2011
The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's always there for you when you need him and he's someone you can count on. He doesn't know how special of a guy he is. He's like a warm snuggly blanket on a cold winter's night. He's the sexiest, handsomest most gorgeous guy! Anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life, I know I am, I'm thankful for him everyday. He's stubborn sometimes, but everyone is. He's the perfect guy to have in your life. Any girl is lucky to be able to call him hers...I love you Dennis!
by RES The knowing November 14, 2008
Dennis - if you're looking for the name definition we'll here it is. Dennis' are super funny and sweet once you get to know them. They can be stubborn at times, but mostly they are loving. Dennis' are inappropriate but what middle school - high school boy isn't? If a Dennis ever likes you, he will give you every bit of attention he can give you. Also he is such a good listener, smiles and laughs a lot, and will make you laugh as well.
I wish Dennis would talk to me, not HER.
by anonflower May 29, 2015
The most amazing person in the whole entire world. Very easy to get along with. He makes you fall in love with him the first time you see him. He has huge muscles, crystal blue eyes, and a movie star smile. Dennis acts like a very tough guy, but he can do so because he is actually very tough. He lifts heavy weights and its so sexy. His good looks and skill can make you love him even more ; All the girls flock to Dennis when he is out on the town or anywhere in general. His good looks and his charmingness can have you melt before your eyes. He is the most determined, hardworking, funniest, sweetest guy I know, and he can make you very happy in an instant. He's also the bestfriend you will ever have. People are so blessed and lucky to have a Dennis in their lives, and should never let him go..he's a keeper.
Girl 1: Wow..look at that guy over there benching..I'm gona go talk to him.
Girl 2: Wait, I talked to him yesterday. His name is Dennis. Hes so sweet.
Girl 1: *walks away in jealousy*
Girl 2: Wait, I talked to him yesterday. His name is Dennis. Hes so sweet.
Girl 1: *walks away in jealousy*
by Chritalia April 3, 2013