delude

To Lie to ya fuckin' self
Also see, "Pipedreams"

Richie: Dad, if i keep on this budget, I see that I could afford a lamborghini countach LP500
Dad: Don't Delude yourself idiot!

by Rich P. May 9, 2005

Deludical

when someone is holding impressions or beliefs that are contradicted by reality

Yo do you think the earth is flat?

Ofc not are you fawking deludical

by b2trappylations April 5, 2021

deluded

A characteristic of a dumbass "larry" shipper. Delusional, idiotic, stupid.

"OMG LOUIS STARED AT HARRY THAT MUST MEAN SOMETHING WE'RE NOT DELUDED!!11!11"

by DHowards November 27, 2012

Deluded Fool

Someone who lacks judgement.
Is blinded by some sort of factor, usually emotional.

In the Great Gatsby, Jay Gatsby was a deluded fool.

Nicole: Geee Alexia, your such a stalker, like lay off. He does not like you.

Michelle: I agree, that boy dun like you.

Alexia: But I've been stalking him for 5 years now, I cant let go just like that.

Michelle: your such a deluded fool.

by moflow13 April 9, 2011

Self deluded

To be full of one's self, to look in the mirror and say dam i'm sexy, believing your own lies to be truth, and living in your own world.

I work at Dos, or at a bar and I'm so fine I get numbers all the time im so Self deluded.

by ex-marine211 June 7, 2011

Self-deluded indignation

Becoming appalled and deeply indignant even though completely in the wrong.

Verb

A delusion is a false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence. Self-deluded indignation goes one step further by demonstrating actual indignation towards the person with the correct, sane and rational position.

1. “I told the nurse she’d given me the wrong lab results and she went off on me explaining how she was the trained medical professional and that I was just an untrained layman. The problem with that of course is that she had actually given me the wrong fucking lab results!”

2. “Self-deluded indignation.”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Deluded lover

A female from Uottawa who is in love with a boy, but won't care to admit it. She hides her feelings behind her stuffed orca so that she can pretend like her feelings do not exist when they are all over the place. She is madly in love, but she does not consciously know it yet, even though her subconscious is giving her hints. A deluded lover is a retarded girl who won't admit to being whippedazz and in love because she thinks that she was hurt, but she is stoopid.

Sophie: Hey vick, what happened that boy you were in love with?
Vick: omgggggg shut up you stupid jew, i'm not in love with him
Sophie: You're a deluded lover, so SHUT DI FACK UP and accept your fucking feelings bitch

by whipped girl from uottawa in<3 March 7, 2019