Your ass tells you you need to fart, gotta let one go, and right now. Upon sphincter relaxation, you discover the backlog in there wasn't all just the 3rd state of matter. Nope. There was some liquid, and some solid, too. You have been...deceived. And you need to change your shorts, at a minimum.
"Where's Bob?"
"He went home to change his clothes. It was urgent."
"What happened?"
"Well he was in a meeting, and just had to fart, or so his ass promised him. Massive pressure. He finally lets 'er go. Well it turns out he shat some, too; he was deceived by his own ass into thinking it was just gas, but it had mass".
"Deceiver!"
"Yes, filthy deceiving ass. Never trust a fart!"
"Amen to that, brother."
"He went home to change his clothes. It was urgent."
"What happened?"
"Well he was in a meeting, and just had to fart, or so his ass promised him. Massive pressure. He finally lets 'er go. Well it turns out he shat some, too; he was deceived by his own ass into thinking it was just gas, but it had mass".
"Deceiver!"
"Yes, filthy deceiving ass. Never trust a fart!"
"Amen to that, brother."
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Often just called TGD ( The great deceiver) he is known to steal everything without any evidence being left at the site, not even DNA
His first name is Alex according to the police, but he's still at large.
Usually sighted in Sergels Torg, a place that's always full of people.
Often just called TGD ( The great deceiver) he is known to steal everything without any evidence being left at the site, not even DNA
His first name is Alex according to the police, but he's still at large.
Usually sighted in Sergels Torg, a place that's always full of people.
"If you go to Sweden, watch out for Alex the deceiver, he'll trick your pants off."
"Hey, where's my stuff?
- Well maybe TGD has them.. heh."
"Hey, where's my stuff?
- Well maybe TGD has them.. heh."
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