december 17th

MY BIRTHDAY!!!

December 17th is my birthday female dogs!!!!

by Satsuki-May December 2, 2016

December 17th

Every year on this day, you may pick up and throw anyone shorter than you and that person cannot complain about it.

James (5’11”): *Throws Tony (5’7”)*
Tony (5’7”): HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
James (5’11”): It’s December 17th!
Tony (5’7”): Oh ok! :)

by lifeisadisease December 6, 2019

December 17th

Give your boyfriend head day

Girl: it’s time for some head

Boy: why
Girl: it’s December 17th

by I like titties December 9, 2020

December 17th

December 17th is a day where you can poke anyone in the back of there neck

And this is also a day where you have to laugh at 9:30

Girl: pokes neck*
Boy: what the hell did you do that for
Girl: because it’s december 17th

Others: ahahhahahahahha
Boy: what’s so funny
Others: it’s December 17th

by Jakyia <3 December 16, 2019

December 17th

National "Weed and Sex" day! As 420 minus 69 is 351 snd this is the 351st day of the year (352nd in leap years)

Person 1: Oh! Guys, its December 17th :
Person 2: Oh? Ok~

by Eatassandconstantlyfast November 4, 2021

December 17th

National shoot up your school day

Guys bring your Glocks to school its December 17th

by Daddy'sCum2000 December 17, 2021

December 17th

National Burger King Foot Lettuce Day!
Break into your local Burger King and shove your feet in some lettuce!

Worker: why is everyone breaking in and shoving their feet into our lettuce!?
Other worker: It’s December 17th!

by anonymous December 18, 2020