Every year on this day, you may pick up and throw anyone shorter than you and that person cannot complain about it.
James (5’11”): *Throws Tony (5’7”)*
Tony (5’7”): HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
James (5’11”): It’s December 17th!
Tony (5’7”): Oh ok! :)
Tony (5’7”): HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
James (5’11”): It’s December 17th!
Tony (5’7”): Oh ok! :)
by lifeisadisease December 06, 2019
Anyone shorter than 5’5” is legally allowed to ask anyone taller than 5’5” to buy them the bubble tea and they cannot say no.
Allison (5’3”): Oscar! Buy me bubble tea!
Oscar (5’10”): What? Why?!
Allison (5’3”): Because its December 18th!
Oscar (5’10”): Ugh fine!
Oscar (5’10”): What? Why?!
Allison (5’3”): Because its December 18th!
Oscar (5’10”): Ugh fine!
by lifeisadisease December 07, 2019
addy: “what do i get for james’ birthday?”
jaiden: “well james was born on december 23rd so you have to buy him chicken nuggets.”
jaiden: “well james was born on december 23rd so you have to buy him chicken nuggets.”
by lifeisadisease December 07, 2019