detention

-a room where you sit in when a teacher wants you to "think about what youve done"
-where most people get sent to for tardies and gum

"I got detention for gum again"

by Whatever, Like I really care January 19, 2008

detente

A relaxing of tension, especially between nations through negotiations.

Through a series of successful negotiations, a gradual detente has formed between the two nations.

by S4MadMan April 17, 2007

detente

A type of stalemate where it is in the best interest of each opposing side to NOT engage the other.

The USSR and the United States were engaged in nuclear detente throughout the cold war.

by John Adduci July 03, 2006

detention

What students hate to get but kinky adults love to play.

6th grade history class: Teacher - is that gum you are chewing? DETENTION!!!. Student - (fuuuccckkkk).

On a date: Girl - I have a school costume. Guy - (oh my god..) You are getting detention tonight! Girl - Panties get wet.

by otroppa November 28, 2009

Detention

A special room in high school, where you go if you do something very severe,

1. Insubordination

2. Get caught cheating

3. Bad-mouthing a teacher

4. Get caught leaving the school grounds before school is over

5. Fighting with a fellow student or faculty.

The student who was in violation has to collect all their assignments from their assigned teachers, and they are not allowed to go to the cafeteria for their lunch break, lunch is to be eaten in the detention room.

I was put in detention for giving my study hall teacher the one finger-salute for being a smart-ass. That was the only time I was put in detention

by Saints September 21, 2003

Detention

When teachers don’t know where the fuck to put students after they do something wrong

Dude, I just got detention
What for?
Calling my teacher a dumbfuck after she couldn’t answer my question.
How long are you in for?
Three days.
OOF

by ScrewMyLife March 01, 2020

detention

a place 99.9999999% (students) the population hates, and 0.0000001% (teachers) like.

I got detention for saying yes.

by oqierualskhdfjnmcasdf December 18, 2018