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daytona diet

A diet that only consists of Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: How do you stay so fit?
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.
by Major Jackson Butts August 20, 2018
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Daytona Dingleberry

A Daytona Dingleberry is a sex move where you do not wipe your ass after taking a shit in order to obtain dingleberry’s in your butthole hairs. Then make your sexual partner eat your ass, eating your dingleberrys in the process. (Not to be mixed up with brown nosing)
(Juuling in the bathroom)

Timmy: you should definitely not wipe your ass if your hanging with Sandy tonight.

Dante: you're right, maybe she’ll give me a little brown nose and a Daytona Dingleberry
by DanteCaash March 26, 2019
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Daytona Beach

A town composed of 64,000 people on the northeastern coast of Florida.

If you come here, expect to find: high crime rates, white trashy people on motorcycles, and prostitutes on every corner. Not to mention the fact that there's nothing to do at all. Don't forget to check out some of the lamest clubs in the state. If you think Spring Break when you think of Daytona, you're wrong. That was in the 90's. Now it's Miami, Cancun, Bahamas, etc. Oh and don't be here during Biketober Fest, Bike Week, or the Daytona 500.. unless you like to be around thousands of hicks that can barely speak the English language.

All of that aside, the weather is pretty sweet, and the waves are nice. But there's not much else to say about shitty ol' Daytona.
Dude 1: Yooo I'm going to Daytona Beach next weekend!
Dude 2: That sucks.
by Jack Graves 5285 November 8, 2009
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daytona beach

A city in which people get psyched to go to if they have to move there, but after they get aquainted, they realize the city is the epitome of lame ass shit hole town with assholes, crackheads and hookers waiting on every street.
"Yeah man I'm movin' to DAYTONA!!"
"I'm sorry."


"What do you want to do tonight?"
-10 minutes later-
"I dunno, it's Daytona, there is NOTHING to do.."
by Ley. July 4, 2005
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dayona

Dayona is a very pretty,beutiful,funny and exotic person she will always tell you like it is. If some say something hateful she will go off. But she can be the nicest person you will meet and love. She is also the type of person to where alot of weave 😂😂
That girl must be a dayona, because she is soo pretty.
by Cuthla June 9, 2015
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Daviona

Short, pretty, funny as hell, just a great person . Though she is fun to be around she may also deep down be going through a lot. She is very good at hiding her emotions and will never admit to her secrets. She will love so easily and end up broken again.
Wow she is so funny and crazy LOL I guess she lives up to her name daviona
by Therealone125 November 24, 2018
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