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Danism

The belief that you are a God. Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter.

Danist practice the art of self pleasure.

Believers of Danism will recognize that the true Dan has a small penis and that's OK!!!

Danist also have an unnatural fascination with balls.

Danist practice drinkng beer and rooting for the Buffalo Bills.

In Dan Brown we trust, All hail Dan Brown.
"She was worried about the size of his manhood until she found Danism."
by The All Powerful Dan January 31, 2021
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A girl who loves life. She is a romantic. Good at acting, singing and anything of an artistic nature. Sexy, mysterious, and fun to be around.
Dawnissa
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Dawnis is the type of girl who is very dominant. She seeks leadership and being able to stand independently. Very athletic. Has a short temper but doesn't always show it.
OMG, did you see her butt...shes a Dawnis
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Dawnisson is an amazing individual who’s charisma and intelligence surpass all! His unique attitude and swag cause him to shine like the sun itself. Like the Wu-Tang, he is nothing to be messed with.
Hey! Look at that Dawnisson go. How majestic!
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Danism

danism= a form of religion,you belive what you want to belive,when you want to belive it,regardless of ridicule.
for example,one day,if you win the lottery,hook up with a supermodel,get a promotion at work,and buy a new car at almost nothing,you can belive there is a god.the next day you could lose all the money you won in the lottery because of the insurance price of the car,that you tottalled on the way to your newly promoted job that,after you totalled your car,got fired from because you were late the day your car was tottalled,also your supermodel girlfriend will break up with you saying she only liked the car you drove,you could belive there is no god,just like that. that is danism.
see above for the definition of danism
by SadistCharm March 9, 2010
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Danism

Religion by the great Dan. Related to Communism, followers pledge loyalty to emperor Dan and the TI-84 seal of genius.
Danism is the best!
by Merriam-Webster February 21, 2023
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