Dutch Dandelion

When a large group of men perform a circle dutch rudder with a single girl in the middle. From above, it looks like a flower getting pollinated by it's own petals.

Yo, we had this crazy time last night. We dutch dandelioned this chick. What a slut.

by Bumblebee Extroardinare June 12, 2009

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Dirty Dandelion

A dirty asshole

Ryan is a dirty dandelion.

Gosh! Your a such a dirty dandelion!

by Allyscia-Jade September 29, 2019

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Miami Dandelion

A sexual move where cocaine is snorted from the pubic hair.

Daniel earned money for concert tickets by letting old men give him a Miami Dandelion.

by roachez August 6, 2015

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The act of an individual being recorded while giving a blowjob to a dandelion, spitting out the seeds onto your hand, and blowing it into the air. It is a way of signifying to other people how homosexual you are.

person: *sends video of themself blowing dandelions*
person 2: Are you coming out to me?

by DracofuckedHarry May 27, 2021

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Dandelion

To suck on and lick a man's penis. Proper technique includes synchronized fondling of the balls with the left hand and stroking of the dick with the right hand to the pace of mouth movement. When deep throating, begin to hum and moan, to produce desirable results. This will drive him crazy. When he does orgasm and begin to cum, swallow the milky ejaculate and lick it off of him.

What do you do to dandelions? Ponder that.

Girl: I'm going to give my boyfriend a dandelion for his birthday. *nudgenudgehinthint*
Friend: Congratulations! Be sure not to use your teeth.

Gymnast: Look! I'm so flexible I can give myself a dandelion!

by yourmomyesyours December 16, 2009

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