The male crotch. Most well known as the place where Fat Bastard got kicked at the end of Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
"AAAUGGGGGHHHH!!! Right in the mommy-daddy button!!"
by Phil Mehard March 24, 2005
A phrase used to describe when parents sneak away from their kids to engage in anal play. During Mommy Daddy Time the female will choose items to insert into the anus of the male. The items are inserted and removed in order of increasing size. When the male reaches his breaking point, he exclaims "play time is over!" This concludes Mommy Daddy Time.
Vegetables are the common item of choice. But any items are allowed.
The phrase is used as a code by the parents so the children don't realize their mother is about to insert items into the anus of their father.
Vegetables are the common item of choice. But any items are allowed.
The phrase is used as a code by the parents so the children don't realize their mother is about to insert items into the anus of their father.
I won't be able to sit for a week, but I reached eggplant level during mommy daddy time.
Dad had to be rushed to the hospital because mom chose carrots and other pointy vegetables for mommy daddy time.
Dad had to be rushed to the hospital because mom chose carrots and other pointy vegetables for mommy daddy time.
by TrackStar44 August 22, 2016
by Flo January 28, 2004
Infantile ridiculousness. The modifier 'mommy daddy' distinguishes run-of-the-mill bullshit from a more childish or retarded variety thereof.
by Tsekub August 24, 2018
when you ask your mommy and daddy to do special things with you what include severe fisting of the anal cavity what blood them squirts out of screaming of agony whilst your mom fingeres herself in the corner
friend:sit down man the seat is comfy
me:sorry i did the sexy toe mommy daddy with me parents last night and my asshole is the size of jupiter you wanna see ;
me:sorry i did the sexy toe mommy daddy with me parents last night and my asshole is the size of jupiter you wanna see ;
by sexy left toe December 15, 2019
has been a victimed of getting L bozoed by the people in her flight and very much a
bà già which translates to a old lady. :)
bà già which translates to a old lady. :)
by Tu madre nombre uno March 14, 2022