dry shitting

When your sitting on the toilet pushing and pushing and nothing comes out..

I think they buffed their shit with baby laxatives I've been sittind here all night dry shitting i wonder if thats what kegals feel like

by Nicka spur min cider January 20, 2018

Dry shite

Wet blanket, no fun, boring

Ah, he was being a dry shite last night, he wanted to leave the club by 11 pm

by Irish American lassie June 26, 2018

dry as shite

Boring as helll but more fiery adds the FIRE sparkup any and all conversations with this phrase

this is dry as shite

by MPJF September 7, 2005

dry slam your shitbox

lubeless ass fucking

guy: "i'd love to dry slam your shitbox"

girl: "sounds fun, are you man enough?"

guy: "you won't shit right for a week, i promise"

by bpa July 30, 2008

dry smash her shitbox

To fuck a girl in the ass, with no lubrication.

This new girl I'm fucking wont leave me alone, and shes really annoying, what do ya think I should do?

Dry smash her shitbox!

by baho June 15, 2008

dryshite

A boring ass mofo,

who’s no craic and needs to grow a pair of balls

Don’t be such a dryshite , it’s only a bitta craic

by JamesTheCat7 May 14, 2018

Dryshite

What happens when your anus lacks adequate secretions to have a smooth gliding bowel movement.

She could not make it in to work as she is uncomfortable and suffering from Dryshite.

by Pshalese June 25, 2018