downstairs brain

A man's sexual organs, as opposed to his usual so-called-brain, the upstairs brain.

Mike wasn't digging Jen, but three beers later he was thinking with his downstairs brain. Now he has herpes.

by MWazza April 17, 2009

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Downstairs Mustache

pubic hair

Her downstairs mustache was so dirty it had a whole ecosystem living in it.

by gimmiesumgrain August 29, 2010

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That woman downstairs

noun
British slang, used to reference whoever you're talking shit about, regardless of gender.

“That woman downstairs can't even pronounce 'bus' correctly!”

by Joshuaua May 06, 2018

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downstairs tinglies

when you hear, see or think about something so sexual that your baby-making parts get the tingles. can be cured by eating large amounts of unhealthy foods

Friend 1: Hey did you see last night's Glee episode?
Friend 2: Yea the Unchained Melody performance gave me the downstairs tinglies!
Friend 1: No way, me too!
Friend 2: Shit, lets go get a quesadilla or two!!

by Mifi April 09, 2013

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