Doctor

a total screaming genius, but humble and a little bit sexy.

man: how did you do that?
woman: is their a word for total screaming genius, that sounds humble and a little bit sexy?
Man: Doctor, you can call me Doctor.
woman: I see what you did there.

by Giant Whovian May 5, 2013

Doctor

A tired, overworked, ex-visionary.

Man, that doctor looks tired.

by Darkhorse1-6 August 2, 2017

doctor

Someone who has spent 11-16 years of training after high school and over hundreds of thousands of dollars to become certified as a doctor.

Because of medical malpractice lawsuits, medicare, medicaid doctors salaries are declining.

by Geoffrey March 15, 2005

Doctor

The man who makes sure you living and in perfect health. They work 24/7 and save people's lives and what do they get? Hate

Doctor, thank you so much for giving me my life back! *tear swells up in eye*

by The Jester of Madness! November 2, 2015

doctor

a person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

doctor: sir you have Diarrhea take these pills
patient: how much will it cost
doctor: 1500$

by anime slayer November 19, 2020

Doctor

A qualified practitioner of medicine; a physician.

"If you aren't feeling better soon, we will take you to the doctor!"

by hahahahloololol May 31, 2018

doctor

A med school graduate

Somehow commands a level of prestige in society beyond his means.

Person A: "I am a doctor"

Person B: "HOLY SHIT YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY PRESTIGIOUS. HELP US ALL!!!!"

by Pyro23 July 2, 2011