by ThaDiver May 5, 2010

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

"Lisa, couldn't restrain her passion any longer, and before her boyfriend, Tom, could swallow his own shit, (for he was a dilver), she closed her mouth upon his and tongued him ferociously, proving that she was, indeed, a dilver diver."
by Sporlan Orange December 12, 2007

Getting a small hit if cocaine by dipping a car Key or any other similar device into the sack usually because your in a hurry or riding in a vehicle.
Dude1: dude, you got a key or a credit card on ya?
Dude2: yeah why?
Dude1: hurry up and un tie that sack and get us a couple key divers going before we pull up in front of the bar.
Dude2: good idea I'll roll the sack around and try to break the chunks up so I don't waste any or puke
Dude2: yeah why?
Dude1: hurry up and un tie that sack and get us a couple key divers going before we pull up in front of the bar.
Dude2: good idea I'll roll the sack around and try to break the chunks up so I don't waste any or puke
by Cheetoman69er November 5, 2016

A courageous soul, practiced in the art of feasting on the illusive Big Montana, and relishing the associated juices and sauces. A quim diver can never get their fill of the meaty folds.
by the Zenith September 29, 2009

i was sitting in the front line of the strip club, i wanted a lappy (lap dance) but all i had was a stewie diver
by Howard C Bonapart January 19, 2010

When someone going off a diving board takes forever deciding what trick to do, often seeking advice from others.
A play on both writer's block and the diver's blocks used for racing.
A play on both writer's block and the diver's blocks used for racing.
by Brule July 10, 2010
